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2004/11/29 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Politics/Domestic/California] UID:35105 Activity:nil
11/28   The first post-election analysis that makes sense:
        http://www.exile.ru/2004-November-13/moscow_babylon.html
        \_ Let's do a Stalin on the Reddies!
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Previous (127) I've been tracking the Left's reaction to Bush's horrifying election romp , and what's clear to me is that nothing has been learned. Nothing has b een learned because no one on the Left is being honest. Their reactions range from bitching about the elections allegedly being stolen -- well d uh! that coastalites need start going to church more often in order to learn the ways of the savages, to be less secular-huma nist, to shop less, to connect with Middle America, to understand Middle America, to allow Middle America to be Middle America, to suck Middle A merica's hemorrhoid-bejeweled ass and tickle Middle America's balls... W hat they don't have the guts to admit, once and for all, is that THE PRO BLEM IS MIDDLE AMERICA. The problem with the idiocy and lunacy are the idiots and lunatics, not their mugging vi ctims. Middle America is the problem, and the eXile h as the solution. It's a little extreme, and you folks will have to brief ly suspend your little liberal-humanist consciences in order to get on b oard with us, but we think it's the only solution that'll work. And if that sounds a little too 1940s for you, then fine, nuke the fuckers. Nukes have come a long way since 1945, so much so that the y're not even 1940s anymore. It's just that gassing them sounds so much more appropriate. The awful reality is that George W Bush won by 4 million votes. No, the awful reality is that he got any votes at all -- but he did. It doesn't matter if Bush stole 10,000 votes in this shitty Ohio county and 4,000 v otes in that incest-ridden Deliverance county there -- he won the popula r vote. They voted for him , the stupid fucking suckers, after he gave them four years of the most shocking warp-speed national decline since Franz Josef abdicated. There is nothing normal or sane about what these Americans did. It's just nauseating, sphincter-twisting, horrifyingly s tupid and evil. So the coastal elite -- and we are an elite, thank god ( what moron wouldn't want to be part of the elite? ") -- and the Democrats and everyone with a brain should stop flogging themselves or falsely localiz ing blame on a clique of evil Republican operatives who manipulated Midd le America, and put the blame where the blame lies -- on the 59,000,000 fucks who voted to destroy America. And don't just blame those 59,000,00 0 fucks, but blame their families, their friends, their dogs and cats, t heir furniture, and everything they ever touched, smelled, peed on, or o therwise left DNA samples in. We LOVE the thought of all that collateral damage, we DREAM about i t! We're sorry for the 30-40 percent who voted blue in the red states -- just like we're sorry about Dresden and Hamburg, and lose sleep over it every night. That is to say, if you stay there, you're no longer innoce nt. Collateral damage in Fallujah is depressing -- but collateral damage in Alabama, a giant welfare queen state sucking from the libera l pro-Kerry states' tax dollars? A few Trident II's oughtta turn 'Bama in to a Crimson Tide of Manhattan Chowder. The Left knows that this is the only way to rectify the electoral problem and save America, but cannot come to grips with this because so much of Leftism's humanist philosophy presupposes human goodness. The Left beli eves that the Masses of people are inherently Good, that they want to do what's Right for themselves and for each other. The hardcore Christians, and the Republicans who use them, have a massive advantage over secular humanists because they know and believe that man is an evil, base creature. They see his baseness everywhere, particular ly if he is enjoying himself. Evangelical Christian philosophy is based on a simple hatred of man, hatred of life, hatred of pleasure, and hatre d of everything beautiful on this planet, especially animals and forests . Earth to them is a wretched test, a dreadful obstacle on the path to H eaven; only money is good, not for the sake of enjoying money, but becau se the wealth, and the goods wealth buys, is a sign that they have been Blessed; the more sand niggers, endangered mammals, forests, property, a nd earthly culture they destroy on the path to wealth, the better chance there is getting to Jesus Christ's kingdom later on. They want to go to heaven, yet they want to live until they're 100 because longevity is pr oof that Jesus has blessed them (also they want to draw Social Security and leave nothing for succeeding generations, all the while lecturing th eir grandchildren about the sin of taking handouts). They are infinitely greedy, and like the petty misers they are, they do not enjoy a single thing they possess, and hate those who do. But they're even worse than m isers -- they're misers who barely get by, misers with overdrawn credit, misers who constantly vote for harder work and less pay. They're misers who make it harder and harder for themselves to mise, as it were. Middle American Christians not only hate man and life, but most of all, t hey hate America. In fact, no one hates America more than the hardcore E vangelical Christians, which is to say, the South and Midwest. Their hat red of New England liberals is a thinly disguised hatred of America's he art and soul, since it was in New England that America was founded; thei r hatred of California is a hatred of what America has become, a hatred of American culture and power, since modern American culture and technol ogy are produced in California. Their hatred of Hollywood is the same ha tred of Hollywood you find in any resentful Third World country. Middle Americans hate California and the Northeast because those are America; t he South and Midwest, on the other hand, are merely a kind of Third Worl d within America, a large free-trade zone full of gullible consumers and cheap land and labor, and they know it. They are the East Germany that West Germans had to abso rb, and are constantly paying the price for. They are America's Sunni Tr iangle, full of hate and fanaticism and destruction. They are fit for li ttle more than cannon fodder in the armed forces and as non-union manual labor capable of assembling Japanese or German cars without making a fu ss. Which brings me to the next questi on: Who the fuck ever decided that these pieces of shit deserved the rig ht to vote? Bush II has done everything to destroy America in record time. Bush II is our Nikolai II and Wilhelm II rolled into one bumbling, violent dumbshi t Thanks to him, the mighty American empire is disintegrating before ou r eyes -- no wonder Putin, the Iranian mullahs and bin Laden wanted to s ee Bush II re-anointed. No president in history has accomplished so much destruction so quickly -- the destruction of the American armed forces, the destruction of the economy and the dollar, a record deficit ensurin g our decline for decades, a huge redistribution of wealth from the midd le-classes to the rich thereby ensuring social tension for decades, and encouraging the kind of cult superstition and ignorance that has made pl aces like Iran and Saudi Arabia the beacons of cultural and technologica l innovation they are today. It's perfect, i f you're a Middle American who hates America with all of the passion -- in fact, with the very identical passion as his Islamic fundamentalist c ounterparts. Just look at the evidence: bin Laden has said that his two- pronged strategy to destroy America is aimed at both drawing it into a q uagmire in the Middle East and bankrupting it. Middle America voted back the president who has done exactly that -- drag America into a quagmire , and bankrupted its finances, causing its currency to plummet by 60% si nce Bush took office. They hate America, and they want it destroyed, and we need to stop them now. Not by seceding, not by hand-wringing, not by getting to understand them, but by gassing them. Since I'm running out of space here, I'm just going to lay out a few sali ent points which I hope will help ease you into the mindset which says, "Yup, you're right Ames, as much as it pains me to say it, we need to ga s 'em all, and gas 'em ay-ess-ay-pee": Myth #1: The South and Midwest are more "spiritual" than the secular coas tal states. ...