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But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, thos e are states we want to keep. How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America?
We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell an d fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American se lves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Sub arus together and broken off from New York a little earlier.
Tennessee Valley Authorit y electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next tim e Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish k eep it, its a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking oran ge juice. The next dickwad who says, "Its your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... And eight of the ten s tates that receive the least and pay the most? Its not your money, assholes, its fucking our mone y What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads?
Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, thats right, the state you love to tie arou nd the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divor ce rate in the fucking nation.
But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastard s Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religi on as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm?
Take your liberal-bashing, federal -tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical b ullshit and shove it up your ass. And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time.
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