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The Baked Beaver Himself Bush Wants to be Fighter Pilot Again for Halloween Bush Playing Fighter Pilot Washington - According to a senior White House source, President George W Bush has told his handlers that he "really, really" wants to be a Fighter Pilot again for Halloween. Bush says he h ad an "awesome" time when he dressed up like a Fighter Pilot and rode in the back seat of a Navy S-3B Viking last May 1 Bush was flown to the a ircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln off the coast of California where he made his now-infamous claim that hostilities in Iraq were over. Bush's Senior Advisor/Nanny/Head Puppeteer Karl Rove has been trying, so far unsuccessfully, to convince the President to be something different this time. Rove apparently favors the superhero category, perhaps "Super President". Unconfirmed rumors abound that Rove ordered White House seam stresses to create a red, white, and blue caped suit for Bush. When Rove initially refused to cal l Navy Secretary Hansford Johnson to ask if he could borrow a Fighter Pi lot outfit and an F-14 for Halloween, Bush held his breath until he turn ed blue. Secret Service agents have told Bush that he cannot go trick-or-treating around Washington DC because it would not be safe. Instead, plans are under way for a "Haunted (White) House" party to be held on Halloween ni ght, where Bush will be allowed to wear his Fighter Pilot outfit. Plans include bobbing for the heads of the White House press corps, a hayride motorcade, a showing of Top Gun, and a trip through a five-acre corn maz e now under construction by the US Army Corps of Engineers on the Whit e House's South Lawn. The final event of the evening will be Vice Presid ent Dick Cheney wearing his Jabba the Hut costume and telling scary stor ies about how Democrats are traitors who help the terrorists. The party will end with cookies and warm milk by Bush's bedtime of 9:00 PM.
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