4/19    Jedi Police in Scotland:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/cdbrtp [bbc]
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2/20    The First Jedi Academy is opening in the UK:
        http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/20/jedi_academy
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5/23    Recruit of the Jedi:
        http://urltea.com/mbj (atomfilms.com)
        \_ too lame to waste time on. move along. or rewatch the
           obi won buys a car. was the directory one of those
           high school theater geeks who wasn't as funny as he
           thought he was?
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7/25    A hypothetical question for you motd STRAIGHT MEN (gay men need not
        reply). Suppose the population of eligible women in America decrease
        say, by 30%. Suppose you already have a good degree, have
        a house, a decent job, and you groom every day unlike most of
        the Soda Hall geeks. Suppose you're 30, still a virgin, and still
        can't find a decent mate because of fierce competition. How would
	...

6/1     Rate the following!
        Star Wars Ep I:   The Phantom Menace:           5/10
        \_ 2/10 -scotsman
        \_ 1/10 -sax
        \_ 4/10 -jrleek
        \_ 2/10 (at least I finished watching it)
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6/1     Wow.  This is so cool.  Say a few bad words about the holy geek cow
        Star Wars and people freak out. -dans
        \_ I think it had more to do with the attitude you brought to the
           table, guy.
           \_ You mean honest, direct, and necessarily critical?  Whatever the
              reason, the response is spectacularly amusing. -dans
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