9/17    Islamic terrorist completes a successful suicide attack.  Minutes later
        he appears in a white room, nicely air conditioned, surrounded by 70
        virgins.  "Allah be praised!"  He says.  "Wait... why are they all men?"
        Heads turn to look at him.

        "New business will have to wait," says the secretary.

        "Ah, shit."
        \_ I don't get it.
           \_ Me neither.