9/2     http://csua.berkeley.edu/~fonger
        WHO IS THIS?
        \_ a transformer, robot in disguise.
        \_ Who, fonger or the chick?
           \_ That's not fonger?
        \_ Hot!
        \_ Wow!  Is fonger the hottest chick on soda?
          \_ I like lisha personally.
             \_ karen has 'em both beat easy.
                \_ Any pics of lisha and karen?  There's none in their home
                   pages.
                   \_ Go away chronic masturbator.
                \_ that is difficult to imagine.  Fonger is damn near perfect.
\_ Login: fonger                           Name: Fong Lin
   Directory: /home/sequent/fonger         Shell: /usr/local/bin/tcsh
   Never logged in.
   No Mail.
   No Plan.
        \_ If fonger has never logged in, how does he/she have a webpage?
           \_ wtmp rotates
           \_ It doesn't matter.  Politburo will have the resolve to squish
              these h0z3rs.
              \_ What?  I don't think this sentence makes sense.
                 \_ Not squishing fonger can only encourage our enemies and
                    confuse our friends.