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9/2 It takes a republican to put Elaine Chao, the first Asian American
women in the U.S. Cabinet:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/09/01/gop.main/index.html
\_ more like, she had to marry a republican senator first.
\_ Republicans are oppressing her with their big white penises?
\_ http://www.whitehouse.gov/government/chao-bio.html
\_ I am sure she's very capable herself, but that alone
isn't usually enough.
\_ that is right. Chinese communities knows Elaine Chao for years.
and, if she never married to a powerful senator, she would never
gotten where she is now. Further, I hate her policies, and
that alone is good enough for me to discredit her despite she
belongs to the same ethnic tribe as I.
\_ That's fine. There are lots of Irish politians I don't
support. I think race based support for anyone is
stupid.
\_ I don't think the gwbush administration is racist. I think
they just hate poor people.
\_ I hate those racist republicans! We need more equal
opportunity supporters like John Kerry and his all-white
all-the-time campaign!
\_ Yeah, like the way GWB has more non-whites in his administration
at any level than Clinton did in 8 years and Kerry has on his
staff now. But don't let facts trip you up on the way to the
next meeting of the proletariat, comrade!
\_ You respond to obvious sarcasm by pretending it is an
honest statement. Boy are you stupid.
\_ Hi fool! I was joining in on the sarcasm fun. Thanks
for adding your idiocy to the motd. We didn't have
enough stupid people here already. Everyone understood
and let it be. How'd you get so stupid?
\_ But wait, say the Republicans, we're not racist. We put Colin
Powell and Condi Rice in positions of power (where we can
veto them immediately if they get uppity). See? How can an
Administration with token blacks possibly be oppressing blacks?
Oh, that's right, by cutting valuable social services that help
to redress more than 228 years of discrimination and outright
oppression.
\_ By putting people on the public dole, we lift them up and give
them incentive to do better from one generation to the next.
Er uh, yeah. Right. Have you ever been on the dole? It is
the most anti-incentive thing I ever experienced.
\_ Except that the programs Bush has cut haven't only been
the welfare checks. He's also cut housing subsidies,
funding for pre-school education, and tons of counseling
services. If it was welfare alone, I'd be right there
with you, but when you take away the means to improve,
that's just wrong.
\_ Then you'd be unique among the left who think welfare
reform is the ultimate evil.
\_ Untrue. See "Clinton and welfare reform."
(And if you're going to restore, restore it all.)
\_ BWAHAHAHAHA!
\_ Hey, can I have some of that? My people were totally oppressed
for longer than yours. -- ilyas
\_ Than mine? I'm a Danish-Irish-Pole; my Danish ancestors
were oppressing my Irish and Polish ancestors before
Columbus was ever born.
\_ Wait, ilya, I missed the part where Russian Jews were
brought over in ships to do forced labor for their entire
lives on cotton plantations, and then "freed" only to face
official government policies of segregation and
discrimination for 100 years.
\_ Dude! You had ships? We wish we had ships. We had to
go to Egypt and Babylon ON FOOT, UPHILL BOTH WAYS,
long before your ancestors even knew what slavery was.
-- ilyas
\_ This conversation has reached epic stupidity.
You don't think Jews have ever been SEGREGATED?
\_ You miss the point. American government policy and
its people supported slavery and, later, "Jim Crow."
American government policy had nothing to do with
the oppression of the Jews - if anything, we helped
to save what was left of them with WWII. The plight
of the African-American is a uniquely American
responsibility.
\_ The plight? 1) stop using crack, 2) stop shooting
your neighbors, 3) send your kids to school, 4)
install some values in your children, 5) stop
listening to music that glorifies thuggish street
life and says all women are whores and property.
That would be a good start. You know, that whole
self responsibility thing. Maybe we need a
Federal entitlement program to encourage more
self responsbility?
\_ I'm the guy who wrote the bit about tokens, and
even I can tell you straight up that American
government policy at several points had plenty
to do with the oppression of the Jews. We nearly
didn't even get involved in WWII because of
anti-semitism. Look, both Jews and African
Americans have suffered. Cutting support to one
because the other's not getting a leg up is
just plain stupid and spiteful.
\_ I repeat, WHERE'S MY PIECE OF THE PIE!?
My ancestors suffered, damn it! Gimme gimme
gimme! -- ilyas
\_ I blame the Jews.
\_ And why not? Everyone else does. The
weak always make good targets.
\_ Um, alright you should dig up the American
government and its people (who were around at
the time) and get them to pay up. See, the rest
of the world has gotten past the feudal concept
of familial inheritance of legal responsibilities.
Maybe you should too. -- ilyas
\_ Do you support increasing the estate tax?
\_ jesus fucking batshit. why don't you
spill some blood in the sharktank while
you're at it?
\_ Do you support sending people to prison for
what their 4x great grand parents did?
\_ Hey, it's not regressive to see that the
current social situation in the ghetto is a
direct result of both that "peculiar
institution" and Reagan's policy of cutting
assistance and enrichment programs, as
continued by the current administration.
\_ It may not be regressive, but it is BS.
The "great society" did not increase
the speed of blacks entering the
middle class, it DECREASED the speed.
Furthermore, prior to the great
society, ghettos were pretty safe. Now
no one lets their kids walk down the
street in the ghetto. Woohoo! Did we
ever get a great society from LBJ!
\_ Your claims are ludicrous. Please back
them up.
\_ Yours is more so. How does flooding
an area with government cash encourage
anyone to do better with their life?
Please back up the claim that the
ghettos are a result of Reagan's
policies and slavery. There were
shitty ghettos and crime long before
Reagan was around.
\_ And yet another fallacy: throwing
money at the problem does nothing.
Spending money to improve schools
(read: not on vouchers), provide
retraining, educate children
through Head Start and other
pre-school programs, and provide
drug-, health-, and job-counseling
decreases crime and social welfare.
\_ Spending money intelligently
works. Throwing money at a
problem, by it's very nature,
does not solve problems. The
schools are fucked because
parents won't take responsibility
for their kids in your nanny
state and the teachers unions
are all about the teachers
unions and couldn't give a fuck
about the kids.
\_ I notice you have not provided
the evidence. Perhaps because
it does not exist?
\_ I notice you have not provided
the evidence. Perhaps because
it does not exist? See how we
can both play that game? You
made a stupid statement. I
challenged it. Then you try to
back your statement by saying I
didn't back mine when you have
provided no backing for your
earlier statement. That turkey
doesn't fly. Your debate fu
is WEAK!
\_ This is the first time you
have requested evidence.
I can provide plenty of it.
\_ It isn't but thats ok.
You're doing your best
and for that I think you
have earned a social
promotion to the next
level so we don't damage
your self esteem.
\_ Corporations live forever and can write
contracts far outlasting the life of their
signees. I think they can be held responsible
for their actions 150 years ago.
\_ Sue them.
\_ Change the law so I can.
\_ BWHAHAHAHA!!! SO FUNNY! Poor baby!
You are such a victim! What exactly
are you going to sue them for and who?
\_ There are plenty of corporations
that benefitted from slave labor
and could be sued. For economic
damages of course, what else do
you sue a corporation for? Are you
this ignorant and rude in person?
\_ I asked you to name them and
what you'd sue them for since
you weren't damaged by it. Are
you this obtuse in person?
\_ A very quick google gives:
http://www.cnn.com/2002/LAW/03/26/slavery.reparations
http://www.millionsforreparations.com/lawsuit-ww.html
I think you can make an
economic argument that
the descendants have the
right to sue. We already
return solen art to the
decendants of the victims.
But the law would have to
be changed to make this
possible.
\_ Tell us about the legality of the sacking of Jericho
and the displacement of the Canaanites, ilya.
\_ Without the Infinity Trident we're defenseless
against the Five Jew Bankers!
\_ John is that you?
\_ Where's the magic spear and shield?! I must
have the ring else all hope is lost!
\_ You idiot! We made up the Five Jew Bankers!
\_ http://internationaljewishconspiracy.com
(Relax, it's a satirical site, not racist.)
\_ How did a conversation on Elaine The Asian And The Big White Penises
become so intellectual?
\_ Where exactly did it become intellectual?
\_ I agree that the claims that the Republicans are racist are
silly and
counter-productive. It is not surprising that the Republicans are
the first to put an Asian woman into the cabinet though. There is
a great J. K. Galbraith quote about how it is the fate of American
politics that the party that is not believed to embody a particular
quality is the one that actually has to put it into practice. Just
like how the Democrats are the party that actually has sensible,
business- and growth-friendly economic policies. The Republicans
don't need to have these, because everyone assumes that their
policies are economically sound. The first Black or Female U. S.
President will be a Republican. - (one of many) motd liberal
\_ thank god, there are people on motd has non-volitile memory.
\_ last week we caught a Jewish spy, for some reason, we don't have
the cox report and all that witch hunt. Racism at work...
(if the motd-format God would like to come bless me, I would
be appreciative, otherwise sorry about the formatting)
\_ I would except those other morons put their crap in the
middle making me uncertain who is writing the parenthetic.
--motd formatd
\_ Chacellor Chang-lin Tien would have been another asian in the
cabinet but the big China stealing nuclear secrets brouhaha made
it impossible.
\_ Tien was from Taiwan, not Mainland China.
\_ it doesn't matter. wenholee is from taiwan too.
incidentally, so it elaine chao.
\_ Elaine Chao's chinese name means Little Orchid.
\_ Does it ever occur to you guys that Lincoln was a Republican?
\_ Somewhat clever troll, or didn't pay attention in U.S.
History. Which one are you?
\_ Are you saying Lincoln was a Democrat?
\_ Yeah, Lincoln didn't want to ENSLAVE Americans, otherwise
he would be a Republican!
\_ CSUA has its own Elaine |
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| www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/09/01/gop.main/index.html jpg Cheney: "George W Bush will never seek a permission slip to defend the American people." LIVE VIDEO Watch now: John Edwards is participating in a campaign town hall meeting in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. NEW YORK (CNN) -- The theme was opportunity, but most of the talk was on terror. The third night of the Republican convention was billed as a showcase of America as a "land of opportunity," but the vice president, his fiery forerunner and many of the speakers before them concentrated on presenting President Bush as the country's protector. Dick Cheney, after accepting his party's renomination, gave a nod to the pulling-up-by-the-bootstraps topic when he mentioned that his grandparents had lived in a railroad car. But he quickly moved to the terror issue and said "if the killers of September 11 thought we had lost the will to defend freedom, they did not know America, and they did not know George W Bush." Commentary: Carlos Watson) "It is time to set the alternatives squarely before the American people," Cheney said. He speaks often of his service in Vietnam, and we honor him for it. But there is also a record of more than three decades since. Kerry denounces American action when other countries don't approve -- as if the whole object of our foreign policy were to please a few persistent critics," Cheney said. "But as the president has made very clear, there is a difference between leading a coalition of many and submitting to the objections of a few. George W Bush will never seek a permission slip to defend the American people." Cheney transcript) Measured and slow, Cheney's delivery came in pointed contrast to that of Sen. Zell Miller, a Georgia Democrat who took the stage before him and gripped the audience with a crowd-rousing speech. The former Georgia governor hammered hard and often on the terror threat facing the nation and charged that his party could not be trusted to protect his "most precious possession:" his family. "There is but one man to whom I am willing to entrust their future, and that man's name is George W Bush," he said. "Time after time in our history, in the face of great danger, Democrats and Republicans worked together to ensure that freedom would not falter. "Motivated more by partisan politics than by national security, today's Democratic leaders see America as an occupier, not a liberator. Miller: Democrats' thinking is 'warped') "No one should dare to even think about being the commander in chief of this country if he doesn't believe with all his heart that our soldiers are liberators abroad and defenders of freedom at home," Miller said. Listing a half dozen of the weapons programs he said Kerry voted against during his Senate tenure, Miller asked, "This is the man who wants to be the commander in chief of our US armed forces? Twenty years of votes can tell you much more about a man than 20 weeks of campaign rhetoric." Miller transcript) Miller gave the keynote address at the 1992 Democratic National Convention, which nominated President Clinton. But he has since broken with his party and sided with Bush on such issues as tax cuts and his handling of the war against terror. Mitt Romney also focused on national security and worked in a dig on Kerry's wife, Teresa Heinz-Kerry, whose first husband was from the well-known condiment dynasty. "This nation can't afford presidential leadership that comes in 57 varieties," Romney said about Kerry. Elaine Chao made brief remarks earlier in the evening about her trek to America as an 8-year-old on a freighter from Asia and her rise to a Cabinet office. But it brought us to this magical country and reunited our family, so it was beautiful to me," Chao said. "Faith, hard work and the kindness of new friends carried my family forward and made it possible for me to become the first Asian-Pacific-American woman to serve in the Cabinet of a president of the United States." And two minority female entrepreneurs said Bush's economic policies helped salvage and expand their enterprises. Since the convention began, speakers have often dropped the names of renowned Republicans Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan. Wednesday night, Reagan's son Michael introduced a video that convention planners included as a tribute to the late leader. Unlike his brother Ron during the Democrat convention last month, Michael Reagan did not mention stem cell research. That issue has drawn fire from those in the medical community who believe that Bush's policies limit the hope for possible cures from stem cell research. Michael Reagan transcript) Michael Reagan instead said, "My mother, father and birth-mother were pro-life and pro-adoption. I've come to honor my father, not to politicize his name." |
| www.whitehouse.gov/government/chao-bio.html gov Elaine Chao Elaine L Chao is the nation's 24^th Secretary of Labor, representing a new generation of American leadership. Since her confirmation by the United States Senate on January 29, 2001, she has been dedicated to carrying out the Department of Labor's mission of inspiring and protecting the hardworking people of America. She is respected as an effective and articulate champion of the nation's contemporary workforce, acting quickly to focus the Labor Department on the modern realities of workers' lives. When President George W Bush nominated Elaine L Chao, the first Asian-American woman appointed to a President's cabinet in US history, he described her as an individual with "strong executive talent, compassion, and commitment to helping people build better lives." Secretary Chao's compassionate nature stems from her own background as an immigrant to this country at the age of eight. Her family's experience transitioning to a new country, supported by one another and the kindness of friends and neighbors, taught her that encouragement is the key to fostering independence, and that Americans are naturally compassionate people. This inspired her to dedicate most of her professional life to ensuring that people have the opportunity to pursue lives of dignity and financial independence. As Director of the Peace Corps, she was one of the first Americans to personally embrace the people of the former communist bloc into the family of democratic nations, establishing Peace Corps programs in the Baltic nations of Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia and the newly independent states of the former Soviet Union. Later, as President and Chief Executive Officer of United Way of America, she restored public trust and confidence after the organization was tarnished by mismanagement and financial abuse, thus preserving the nation's largest institution of private charitable giving. The experience she gained at the United Way helping communities address their local needs prepared her to mobilize the Department of Labor to promote pathways to economic freedom for individuals and families working to achieve the American Dream. She describes her vision for America's workforce as "one in which everyone can participate... where jobs and opportunities are available for those leaving welfare, job training is accessible for those left behind, disability never bars a qualified person from the workplace, and where parents have an easier time balancing the responsibilities of work and home." Secretary Chao's previous government career includes serving as the Deputy Secretary at the US Department of Transportation, Chairman of the Federal Maritime Commission, and Deputy Maritime Administrator in the US Department of Transportation. She brings a wealth of business experience to the post, having worked as Vice President of Syndications at BankAmerica Capital Markets Group and a banker with Citicorp. Prior to her nomination as Secretary, she expanded her study of policy as a Distinguished Fellow at The Heritage Foundation, a Washington-based public policy research and educational institute. from the Harvard Business School and her undergraduate degree in economics from Mount Holyoke College. Active in many volunteer activities, Secretary Chao has received numerous awards for her professional accomplishments and community service. She is the recipient of 24 honorary doctoral degrees from colleges and universities around the world. Secretary Chao is married to the Assistant Majority Leader of the United States Senate, Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. |
| www.cnn.com/2002/LAW/03/26/slavery.reparations -> www.cnn.com/2002/LAW/03/26/slavery.reparations/ find law dictionary Find Suit seeks billions in slave reparations Farmer-Paellmann Farmer-Paellmann: "These are corporations that benefited from stealing people." From Peter Viles CNN Money Correspondent NEW YORK (CNN) -- Attorneys for a former law student, who discovered evidence linking US corporations to the slave trade, filed a federal lawsuit Tuesday that could seek billions of dollars in reparations for the descendants of slaves in America. The lawsuit filed in federal court in Brooklyn names FleetBoston Financial, the railroad firm CSX and the Aetna insurance company, and promises to name up to 100 additional corporations at a later date. It accuses the companies of conspiracy, human rights violations, unjust enrichment from their corporate predecessors' roles in the slave trade and conversion of the value of the slaves' labor into their profits. Go "These are corporations that benefited from stealing people, from stealing labor, from forced breeding, from torture, from committing numerous horrendous acts, and there's no reason why they should be able to hold onto assets they acquired through such horrendous acts," said Deadria Farmer-Paellmann, the main plaintiff in the lawsuit. Farmer-Paellmann said she learned of Aetna's role in insuring slaves in legal classes, and then asked Aetna for old policies documenting the practice, which Aetna provided to her. The lawsuit was filed on behalf of 35 million African-Americans. It seeks financial payments for the value of "stolen" labor and unjust enrichment and calls for the companies to give up "illicit profits." The plaintiffs are also seeking compensatory and punitive damages. The lawsuit does not seek a specific dollar amount, but estimates slaves performed as much as $40 million worth of unpaid labor between 1790 and 1860. The current value of that labor could be as high as $14 trillion The lawsuit alleges that Aetna's corporate predecessor "insured human slave owners against the loss of their human chattel." In response, Aetna released a statement saying, "We do not believe a court would permit a lawsuit over events which -- however regrettable -- occurred hundreds of years ago. The lawsuit notes that FleetBoston is a successor to Providence Bank, which it says was founded by Rhode Island slave trader John Brown. The suit alleges that CSX, based in Richmond, Virginia, is a successor to numerous railroads that were built or run, at least in part, by slave labor. In a statement, CSX said the suit is "wholly without merit and should be dismissed. The claimants named CSX because slave labor was used to construct portions of some US rail lines under the political and legal system in place more than a century before CSX was formed in 1980." A CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll conducted last month found a wide difference of opinion on the issue between black and white respondents. Nine out of 10 white respondents said the government should not make cash payments to slave descendants while 6 percent said it should. Among black respondents, 55 percent said the government should make cash payments and 37 percent said it should not. The poll surveyed 1,001 adults -- 820 of them white and 146 black -- February 8-10. The poll had a margin of error of plus or minus 9 percentage points for black respondents and plus or minus 4 percent points for white respondents. The percentages differ because of the difference in the number of people surveyed. The same people were asked if corporations that made profits from slavery should apologize to African-Americans. Among blacks, 68 percent said they should while 23 percent said they should not. Among whites, 32 percent said they should and 62 percent said they should not. Three-fourths of black respondents said the companies should set up scholarship funds for descendants of slaves and 20 percent said they should not. Among white respondents, 35 percent of respondents said they favored the scholarship funds while 61 percent said they were opposed. |
| www.millionsforreparations.com/lawsuit-ww.html Fleet Boston grew out of a bank established by a merchant whose ships transported African slaves. Aetna is an insurance company that encouraged slave owners to insure human property--not to protect their slaves, but to protect their investment in case of the slaves' deaths. CSX emerged from another company that used slave labor to build railroad lines. The lawsuit estimates that the wealth in the United States created by the unpaid wages of slave labor is today worth $15 trillion. Deadria Farmer-Paellman is the lead plaintiff and initiator of this suit. At a recent press conference, she stated, "My grandfather always talked about the 40 acres and a mule we were never given. These companies benefited from working, stealing and breeding our ancestors, and they should not be able to benefit from these horrendous acts." Political activist and attorney Roger Wareham filed this lawsuit on behalf of all African Americans. According to Wareham, the lawsuit is not about demanding monetary compensation for the descendants of African slaves in the US Any money won from the lawsuit would go to a collective fund to help improve the housing, health care and education of African Americans. Wareham, on a recent interview on the Black-oriented WABC-TV show "Like It Is," told host Gil Noble, "Our strength is that the reparations lawsuit is part of a movement. The stronger the movement, the greater the possibility of the success of the suit. The most important thing is the success of the movement. The suit is just another part of that river of struggle hat we are involved in." The National Coalition of Blacks for Reparations in America is also building the demonstration. GOV'T FEARS EXPOSURE OF SLAVERY'S LEGACY The US government has a despicable history of downplaying and outright dismissing the issue of reparations. To grant compensation to millions of descendants of African slaves would expose the institutionalized racism that African Americans and other peoples of color still suffer today. The disproportionate number of African Americans populating US prisons is just one glaring example of the legacy of slavery. Congressional Black Caucus member John Conyers from Michigan back in 1989 introduced bill HR 40, called "Commission to Study Reparation Proposals for African Americans Act." Conyers said that, "African slaves were not compensated for their labor. More unclear, however, is what the effects and remnants of this relationship have had on African Americans and our nation from the time of emancipation through today. I chose the number of the bill, 40, as a symbol of the 40 acres and a mule that the United States initially promised freed slaves." Conyers cited a number of objectives of the bill--including setting up a commission that "would then make recommendations to Congress on appropriate remedies to redress the harm inflicted on living African Americans." Malcolm X also raised the question of reparations in a speech on Nov. "If you are the son of a man who had a wealthy estate and you inherit your father's estate," he said, "you have to pay off the debts that your father incurred before he died. The only reason that the present generation of white Americans are in a position of economic strength ... is because their fathers worked our fathers for over 400 years with no pay." The reparations struggle began with the military defeat of the Confederacy at the hands of the Union Army at the end of the Civil War. The victorious Northern government promised the newly freed slaves in the South "40 acres and a mule," in effect acknowledging that brutal slave labor had not only greatly enriched the coffers of the former slave masters but also the emerging US capitalist economy. This just compensation for the freed people never came to fruition due to the counter-revolution that destroyed Reconstruction. In the Compromise of 1877, the Union Army abandoned the freed slaves, who had tried to bring about real social equality in the South by establishing their own institutions for political empowerment and elevation of their living and educational standards. For 10 years, the Union Army had played the role of a buffer between this progressive, democratic process and the former Confederate forces, who regrouped during Reconstruction. The counter-revolution then evolved into a bloody terrorist campaign that drove the freed slaves to accept semi-slavery conditions. Under sharecropping, which still exists today, the former slaves went back to tilling the land of their former owners. They weren't owned outright anymore, but had to work on the plantations for slave wages. In 1896, the US Supreme Court legally sanctioned segregation as "separate but equal." REPARATIONS STRUGGLE HAS TAKEN MANY FORMS In his 1903 masterpiece, "The Souls of Black Folks," WEB Du Bois wrote, "the problem of the 20th century is the color line." Many Black activists and writers have looked to Du Bois's words for inspiration in the continuing fight for Black liberation. Reparations became a very important focus in the Black struggle for the right to self-determination. The Back to Africa mass movement in the 1920s and 1930s, led by the charismatic Marcus Garvey, was in its own way a demand for reparations. When the Black Panther Party created free breakfast programs and free access to clinics in the inner cities during the 1960s, this was another unique call for reparations. Affirmative action programs are also a form of reparations. He wrote, "No amount of gold could provide an adequate compensation for the exploitation and humiliation of the Negro in America (or the Caribbean, or Brazil) down through the centuries. Not all the wealth of this affluent (American) society could meet the bill. The ancient common law has always provided a remedy for the appropriation of one human being by another. The law should be made to apply for American (Caribbean and Brazilian) Negroes. The payment should be in the form of a massive program by the government of special, compensatory measures, which could be regarded as a settlement in accordance with the accepted practice of common law. Such measures would certainly be less expensive than any computation based on two centuries of unpaid wages and accumulated interest. I am proposing, therefore, that just as we granted a GI Bill of Rights to war veterans, America launch a broad-based and gigantic Bill of Rights for the Disadvantaged, our veterans of the long siege of denial." The struggle for reparations received a tremendous boost at the World Conference Against Racism in Durban, South Africa, last fall. The call for reparations, along with equating Zionism with racism, compelled the US and Israeli governments to withdraw their high-level delegations from the conference. The Durban conference helped to provide worldwide exposure about the long-term, devastating impact of Western imperialism and colonialism on the developing countries. |
| internationaljewishconspiracy.com -> internationaljewishconspiracy.com/ Levis Genes Corps of Injewneers harness science for dangerous and mystic ritual plot The Inhuman Genome Project, which studies such nonhuman subjects as the Golem, the Yeti, Pat Robertson, and Area 51 specimens, have made major breakthoughs in the last decade. We are closer than ever now to understanding how nefarious plotting affects ribonucleic acid. Committee members are known only by their symbols of office, and cannot be named. The Usher of the Golden Rod of Solomon, who oversees the top-secret group, was not available for comment, but his assistant, Large Knobby Thing, spoke to IJC staffers earlier this week. Star Chamber Uproar Over Gay Marriage Mix-up Goy marriage ban shelved as result An effort by goy Puppet George W. Bush to comply with IJC directives to distract from the emptying of the US treasury has brought him into conflict with long-standing programs run by the Council of Commie Pinko Liberal Homo Intellectual Big-City Jews, known thoughout the Conspiracy as the Full Monty Group. |