11/6    motd not getting laid getting forwarded giant penis spam by
        hot 22 year old guy here.  today emailed her "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND",
        her response is "I get off work at 6 today".  What do i do?
        \_ What? You replied to a Calias spammer?
        \_ This has already been dealt with.  "Have some balls, don't
           be a dick."
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10/21   I've gotten two bounced back e-mails from my CSUA address that I
        didn't send.  Does this mean my account is compromised by a
        spammer?
        \_ Probably not, the spammer is probably just joejobbing your
           address. -dans
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5/31    "Man described as a top spammer arrested"
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070531/ap_on_hi_te/spam_arrest
        YEAH!
        \_ every spammer thinks they are 'the top spammer'
           \_ no!  im the top spammer!
              ]_ no its me! me ! mE!
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8/29    So after changing a few pics on friendster, I got 2 emails from two
        different women. One works at Coca Cola down in Africa, and the
        other one with a generic hello, eager for a reply from me. I didn't
        post anything spectacular or anything and I'm suspecting that this
        is a spam attempt. Has anyone gotten a similar response after
        changing pics or specs? Thanks.
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6/2     I've been to many places and almost every place I go to have
        802.11b/g. However, almost all of them have protected access,
        which I presume they use because they don't want people stealing
        their bandwidth. So here is one idea I think will really
        revolutionize 802.11X... an option in the router that allows you to
        specify the percentage of unprotected bandwidth you are willing to
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5/2     What's the best way to transfer every single one of your UNIX email
        (on Cory, etc) to http://gmail.com? Thanks.
        \_ mutt.
           T . ; b hoser@gmail.com
            -tom
            \_ I tried to bounce several thousand pieces of my personal email
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1/12    How can I email a group of people individually if I have
        a list of their email addresses and names, and I want each
        email to begin with a personalized greeting (e.g. Dear Mr. A)
        Any platform is ok. Thanks.
        \_ write a script.
        \_ This used to be called "mail-merge" in the days of paper
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9/3     I started getting spam on an account that is only mentioned on
        my webpage (it's not my normal account). If it's an automated
        spider or something that scans webpages for email addresses,
        would it make a difference if I either 1) put up the email address
        without an actual "mailto:" link or 2) put up an image of the
        text of my email address? Thanks.
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6/30    Fucking spammers. Even after using spamassassin and using sa-learn
        on every single spam I get, I still get about 10 a day. I seriously
        hope those guys get a nice ass raping in jail.
        \_ Thanks for sharing.
        \_ I firmly believe that the only solution to the spam problem will be
           vigilantism.  And I mean hiring a guy named Vinny to go break a
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