8/2     Maybe old news but try this:  google "miserable failure"
        \_ I always found google's one-sided little political jokes funny.
             -- google #1 fan
        \_ google: earth, sun, orbit.  it turns out the earth goes around the
           sun.
        \_ so old, it's fossilized by now
        \_ A simillar one is "weapons of mass destruction"
           \_ I still gets a big laugh out of this one, haha.
        \_ I always wanted to see people make "pyramid scheme"
           return with http://www.ssa.gov
            \_ That is a great idea. I'm game, let's at least see how high we
               can get it, spread the word.
           \_ Do you even know what a pyramid scheme is???
              \_ Yes.  It's a pyramid scheme because current beneficiaries are
                 paid more than they put in because there's a larger group of
                 people paying in to the system right now.  Future benefits
                 are in danger because there will not be enough people to
                 support the current benefit level unless the benefit is
                 reduced or new suckers have to pay in a higher level.
           \_ perhaps you really ment 'ponzi scheme'
              \_ No, I didn't.
        \_ I always wanted "twink" to return tom's site
        \_ I always wanted "tom holub" to return http://www.instantdegrees.com
           \_ Are you so craven and pathetic that your only recourse againts
              people you dislike consists of anonymous random ad hominem
              attacks on the motd?  You're sad.
           \_ gee, you're really clever, kchang.  -tom