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2004/7/16 [Politics/Foreign/Europe, Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Israel] UID:32316 Activity:very high
7/16    Could someone a little more versed in Israli politics than I am
        please explain why the hell Mossad would want to illegally infiltrate
        New Zealand?
        http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3899583.stm
        \_ One theory I heard is that jews with NZ passports don't arouse
           nearly as much suspicion when traveling in other countries as they
           would carrying an Israeli passport.  There was a previous incident
           with Mossad forging Canadian passports.
        \_ Maybe they're not Mossad like they insist?
        \_ We all know how much socialists hate Jews.
        \_ They're trying to steal our super-sheep technology!
           \_ That's top-sheepcret!
              \_ naw, they're just afraid of getting lamb-pooned in the
                 media if it doesn't work.
              \_ I know a little German.  He's right over there.
                 \_ Do you have a little German in you?
           \_ Yup, the top-secret NZ sheep-cloning technology that has existed
              for decades which made their sheep-rearing industry so
              successful.  The New Zealanders laughed at Dolly the Sheep.
              \_ Dolly was ugly. If you're gonna clone, clone the pretty ones.
                 \_ All sheep look the same to me.
                    \_ We're not talking about the rear view here.
                    \_ RACIST!
                    \_ SHEEPIST!
                    \_ In the dark, they all look alike.
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Printable version New Zealand-Israeli row deepens Uriel Zosha Kelman and Eli Cara in court in Auckland The Israelis pleaded guilty but denied they were Mossad agents New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark says she is not satisfied with Israel's response to a diplomatic row between the two countries. Two Israeli men, who Ms Clark insists are spies, were jailed for passport fraud in Auckland on Thursday. The Israeli foreign ministry said that it would do everything in its power to restore relations. Ms Clark said this response did not amount to the full apology she was demanding. Graves vandalised Jewish graves at a cemetery in Wellington have been vandalised. Swastikas and Nazi slogans were gouged into and around 16 Jewish graves. Jewish community leader David Zwartz at the Wellington cemetery where the graves were vandalised Jewish leaders blame the desecration of graves on the diplomatic spat The head of the country's small Jewish community, David Zwartz, said he thought the attack was directly linked to the government's criticism of Israel. "I think there is a direct connection between the very strong expressions against Israel and people here feeling they can take it out on Jews," Mr Zwartz said. "It seems to me Israel-bashing one day, Jew-bashing the next day." The men deny that they are members of Mossad, the Israeli intelligence agency, but pleaded guilty to attempting to gain New Zealand passports illegally and working with organised criminal gangs. They were sentenced to six months in prison for trying to obtain New Zealand passports illegally. Prime Minister Helen Clark said that such acts were a violation of New Zealand sovereignty. She said she had no doubt the two men were Israeli intelligence agents and that the case was "far more than simple criminal behaviour by two individuals". Apology demanded The New Zealand government suspended official visits to Israel. Israeli officials now need visas to enter New Zealand and foreign ministry contacts have been suspended. An Israeli Foreign Ministry spokesman said he was sure that Israel could repair the diplomatic damage and re-establish good relations with New Zealand, but did not specify how the Israeli government would go about it. Ms Clark is insisting on a formal "government to government" apology or explanation. "The ball is in Israel's court as to where it wants to move from here," Ms Clark said. "Three months ago we asked for an apology and an explanation. The two Israelis were arrested in March after they tried to collect a passport in the name of a New Zealand national who is a wheelchair-bound cerebral palsy victim.