9/3     http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-hell-wrong-with-twenty-somethings
        \_ Here's something right about 20something women:
           They give out blowjobs when they aren't sure they want to sleep
           with you. Scratch that, when they aren't even sure they like
           you. It's become the equivalent of a goodnight kiss. As a
           comedian said (I forget who), young women today do things that
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2/11    http://www.bakadesuyo.com/what-you-should-look-for-in-a-marriage-partne
        What you should look for in a marriage partner. Get this, you want
        someone who is BOTH conscientious (makes sense) AND neurotic (!!!).
        \_ Married men don't live longer, it just seems longer.
           \_ Married men do live longer, but they are a lot more willing to
              die.
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9/18    Tonight I think I finally can consider myself middle-aged. I'm in
        my 30s and I am on travel for business without the wife. She is
        probably in the top 10% of women her age in terms of looks and I
        am not bad, but probably not as good-looking as she is. I went to
        a dance club tonight for the first time in a long time and had the
        following experience/revelations:
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5/17    Has anyone else noticed that today's teenaged girls are freakishly
        tall? The stats may not bear that out because of changing demographics
        in this nation (influx of shorter peoples) but even traditionally
        short races like Asian are taller than they were. Today I noticed
        at least 4 girls over 6' tall at the grocery store (two different
        stores) doing shopping with their dads. (I guessed these women were
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3/30    a girl i went to a party with on saturday got really drunk
        and whispered to me 'I REALLY LIKE SEX'.  I ignored her
        because my hemorrhoid was angry.  What should I have done?
        \_ Your hemorrhoid (sp?) saved you from a moral fault.  It's
           unethical to have sex with a person who's incapable of
           consent.  However, now you know she likes sex.  So,
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12/10   Saw a homeless guy today with a sign asking for money who had on
    a Wharton School of Business sweatshirt.
        \_ It's not Haas.
           \_ I did see a homeless guy in Las Vegas with a Cal hat on once.
              \_ How do you know he's a homeless guy and not some weird
                 social science major guy experimenting with the idea
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8/28    Wow, remember how Obama complained about being compared to Britney
        Spears?  His holy temple set is being built by...Spears' set builder.
        http://tinyurl.com/5ft7yl
        \_ Wow, that's so meaningful!
        \_ Stay on track, little GOPpuppet. Keep telling America that it is
        \_ Stay on track, little GOPuppet. Keep telling America that it is
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2/11    What's the best way to sell used video games.  Most fairly recent.
        I'm never going to play these again and they are worth quite a bit.
        GameStop is a ripoff.  Ebay is a pain in the ass.  Craigslist is
        totally hit and miss.  There has to be an easy way to unload these
        suckers.
        \_ You can have ease or a good price. Pick one.
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10/18   Britney Spears loses visitation right!
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9/26    Not a troll, just a hypothetical question. If I breed with a
        Caucasian woman, will I help increase gene pool diversity, restore
        the "genetic vigor", and improve the human race in general? In
        another word, what is the probability that our children be as
        smart as I as and as healthy as she is, vs. the probability of
        our children be as dumb as she is and as weak as I am?    -SAM
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5/21    Neuromancer movie is coming:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/2v2rbj (firstshowing.net)
        \_ Gee, they got the guy that directed the Britney Spears "Toxic"
           video to direct.  This may be nearly as good as "Johnny Mnemonic."
           \_ with a taste of your lips i'm on a ride
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11/7    Britney files for divorce.
        \_ She is so white trash.
           \_ No, white trash is Tiffany.
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7/20    Well, that didn't last long: http://csua.org/u/ghq
        \_ same sex marriage / same sex divorce.  Why discriminate against
           the gays to deny them this?
           \_ No reason to discriminate.  I seem to recall that some of the
              arguments about same-sex marriage were that if gays were allowed
              to marry they'd stick together longer instead of bed-hopping.
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