7/12    If you were Edwards and Bush offered you a night with one of his
        daughters to throw the election, would you do it?
        \_ When you're vice president, you can have all the women you want.
           Would YOU?
           \_ I think Cheney would die of a heart attack if he got all the
              women he wanted.
        \_ Man, I wouldn't sleep with one of the Bush girls if you paid me.
           Do sodans have a thing about chubby blonde vapid Texas girls?
                                        \_ not everyone prefers anorexic, vapid
                                           la girls, and might prefer the allure
                                           of the well-proportioned, vapid,
                                           southern belle.
                                           \_ Well you're in luck.  Get thee
                                              to Texas lad!  Stop fantasizing
                                              about the so-so Bush twins and
                                              experience the amazing land of
                                              Tex-Mex pussy!
           If you really want one, go to Texas - there are tons of them there
           and they are horny as hell.  They'd even sleep with a sodan for
           free, if he could manage to tie his shoes and shower once a day.
           [restored]
           \_ Man, I wouldn't touch this thread with a 10 foot pole.  I bet
              the Feds are still watching soda.
              \_ By "Feds," do you mean csua alumni who are supposed to be
                 doing useful work at some national lab but are wasting time
                 on the motd?
                        \_ tomasu bin holub
                           \_ Osama bin Laggin?
                           \_ This is abysmally stupid.  Grow up already.
                              \_ Tom Holub, the undergrad who never grew up.
              \_ As you know, the sexual desirability of the Bush daughters is
                 of paramount importance to national security.
              \_ let alone your massive huge 10inch one?  --Jon
                \_ bigger than the standard Jap 1cm size.
                   \_ Cubits!  Our context is bushel/cubit!  no metric!
        \_ For *both* twins, I'd do it in a second. The world can wait four
           more years for HRC.
           \_ But why?  You can get a pair of women to do anything you want
              that look 100x better and will be 100x better in bed for
              just a little bit of cash!
        \_ Well, if you're gonna lose anyway, might as well take what you
           can get.
           \_ I can hardly wait to mock you the day after the election.
                   \_ I can hardly wait to mock you the day after the
                      election.