Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 32258
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2004/7/13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:32258 Activity:high
7/12    So I bought the sponge from Canada and tried to insert it into
        my gf, but the sponge is so big that she can't fit it.
        Does anyone have this problem? Thanks.
        \_ I'm not sure why this got deleted.  Your problem is that in Canada
           they use the metric system, so the sponge is metric, while your
           gf's pussy is almost certainly calibrated in the English
           system of measurement.
        \_ Er, I wish I had your problem.
        \_ The sponge is supposed to squish down into a little ball, and
           then it should be able to fit up there.  If she can insert a
           tampon or even a diaphragm, she should definitely be able to
           fit a sponge in there (although it can be annoying, but not any
           more annoying or uncomfortable than a diaphragm).  If she is
           uncomfortable with inserting tampons and/or diaphragms, the sponge
           is not the right b.c. method for her.  --chris
           \_ um, you're telling me that you can squeeze a 3" ball into
              a .5 inch ball? YOU SURE???                       -op
              \_ just like a scientist.  the sponge is squishy, it fits
                 when folded up. if you doubt me, practice on your ass. --chris
              \_ you never got those little pills that turn into dinosaur
                 sponges?
              \_ the sponge is squishy, it fits when folded up.
                 if you doubt me, practice on your ass. --chris
           \_ thanks chris. Which one is better, Today or Protectaid?
              \_ I only know about Today. --chris
        \_ RealDolls don't need contraception.
           \_ But it makes "her" easier to clean.
        \_ If a sponge doesn't fit -- you may want to check to make sure
           she's not a man.
        \_ Try an SOS pad instead.
        \_ There is some special techniques that you have to learn by
           waching.  I will demo it on your gf.
        \_ You read the instructions, right?  Are you tall enough to have sex
           or a gf?
        \_ Give me her address.  I'll make her hole bigger.
           \_ Sure thing: http://csua.org/u/85j  -john
        \_ Funny, I don't seem to be having that problem with your g/f.
        \_ How big is your penis?
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