2/14    Anyone need a gf for Valentine's day?
        \_ I'm old, I need gf, take me home, bury me.
        \_ "hey baby..."
           \_ BLAM
        \_ The most miserable creature of all on the face of this earth
           is a woman unloved.
           \_ Actually, I'd say that the most miserable creature of all
              is a CS woman unloved.
              \_ actually, the most miserable creature of all is tawei
           \_ Actually, the most miserable creature of all in Japan on
              Valentine's Day may be a man unloved.  Because, in Japan,
              Valentine's Day is the day for a woman to give a gift to the
              man/men she loves.  Aren't you glad to be here?  ;)  --yumin
         \_ I like japanese girls.  hee heee heeeeeee
         \_ Do men need to anything on Valentine's Day besides
            receiving gift from girls???
                   \_ Nothing on Valentine's Day.  But on March 14th (a
                      month later), he will give a gift to the
                      woman/women he loves and also from whom he received
                      a gift on Valentine's Day.  --yumin
          \_ they're not the same woman?
         \_ Clue time.  Most of us aren't in Japan.  Who cares
            about Japan's bizarre and broken social customs?
          \_ typical american who thinks that he's the center
             of the universe.
           \_ When a man is unloved, it is the woman's fault.
              When a woman is unloved, it is the woman's fault.
                \_ When yermom is unloved, it is yer fault.
          \_ She loved my sister.
        \_ depends.  who are you?
        \_ I need a woman!
           \_ So does yermom.
         \_ She already has my sister.
            \_ I want to see your mom and your sister in some hot
        lez action.