12/17   Does anyone know any good Beatles imitation band holding
        concerts in the bay area in the near future?  - choice
        \_ and there's yer self-cancelling phrase for the day
           \_ which part of the phrase is self-cancelling? - choice
         \_ i believe the implication was that "good" and
            "Beatles imitation" do not belong in the same sentence
         \_ Actually, the contradiction is "Bay Area" and
            "Near future". CALIFORNIA IS GOING TO TURN OVER
            AND FALL INTO THE SEA!  BABYLON HAS FALLEN!  DOOM!
            STRIFE! DOOM! DOOM! DEATH! TRAGEDY! DOOM! - thepro