12/14 Ok so I'm watching late night TV and I'm wondering if it's worth
$9.99 for 2 Girls Gone Wild DVDs. Is it topless only, or does it
show a bit more?
\_ More to the point, they'll continue dinging your credit card
every month. It's a subscription service, not a one-time
transaction.
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3/10 Dear motd readers. I got sick and tired of turning up my AC to cool
down my apartment because of all the power hogging servers I run
24x7. I decided to do something really different. I went to Home
Depot to buy a exhaust/ventilation/pipe kit and hooked them up on a
big fan to direct the hot PC exhaust outside. Voila! No more
hot apartment (and it doesn't smells like a server room anymore).
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11/11 Man, Jessica Lynch is CUTE CUTE CUTE! Too bad she's not a virgin
anymore, heh. -desperate soda guy
\_ Lemme guess, you are... FYI, virgins are overrated, they're really
hard to fuck the first time unless you lube up real well.
\_ Let me guess... you fucked your share of virgins.
\_ Wow, you're quick, aren't you...
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5/13 A few friends are taking a trip to Reno in June because one guy
is getting married later this year. Any suggestions on what
establishments to visit in Reno? So far, we have clubs:
Fantasy and Wild Orchid.
\_ Depends on how wild you want to get. The brothels are quick
30 minute ride east of town. And it's not just for sex. Both
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