1/15    STAR TREK: VOYAGER premiere -- channel 44, 20:00 Monday Jan 16.
        \_ Boredcast Message from soda!jwang (ttyrW) at 20:24 ...
           it's a Gundam model 252623BIFF
         \_ i was actually referring to the alien space station --jwang
           \_ my roommate says it's a Dustbuster. --vchang
           \_ Looks like Starfleet's new nostalgic class of starship:
         The Volkswagen Bug Class  --seano
           \_ It looks like a spoon. -- caliban
           \_ It looks like an uncircumcized penis
            \_ It was a looked a lot more promising that SNG when it came
         out! - dhyang
         \_ Agreed. But they'd better replace the captain soon,
            or at least find a way to dub over her voice... -mconst
         \_ the captain is a bitch.
            \_ FEEBS like you always say things like this about
        women in power.  i concurr, however, that she has
        a voice like a muppet.
            \_ her voice sounds like a duck... -shyguy
        \_ Good, so I wasn't the only one who wondered what
           helium she'd been breathing...  -- Marco
                   \_ I thought she sounded like Martin Short doing
                      a Katherine Hepburn impression. - gojomo
            \_ You guys missed the opening scene where she swallowed
        a cup of gravel.
        \_ All I can say is... "Looooost innn Spaaaaaaaace" All we need is
           a robot to walk around mumbling "Danger! Danger!" But then again
           it is the new improved spiffy Star Trek, so they'll use the
           hologram to do that -slouie
           \_ I can see that your taste in Sci Fi has improved since you left
              Lurnix, Shelley ;-) -george
           \_ it's much more likre Red Dwarf, smeghead.
              \_ Except the premise isn't as good. -- Marco
        \_ How come those aliens who can't make their own water have a big ol
           spaceship that can pound the Voyager? -bl
        \_ How come they never used those tricobalt devices before?  They
           might come in handy sometime.
        \_ What's with this fucking affirmative action thing in Star
         Trek ? Next captain will be Asian hermaphrodite, I tell ya.
         \_ If you have to ask... you don't know!!!