3/10    Chicago is coming RSN!!!  See the preview in /tmp/chicago.gif.
        \_ I thought Chicago was staying put, and Los Angeles was coming?
        \_ Unix is 20 years old, and it's *still* better than Chicago will be!
        \_ I thought Chicago was staying put, and the British were coming?
           \_ Yes, the Red Coats are coming. Watch for the sign:
              One if by LAN, Two if by C... :-p
         \_ *gag*vomit* Ulch, that tasted foul... *hurl*puke*