10. Have nweaver interview all applicants
           \_ The Horror!  The Horror!
        9. Make them go to appel's house to get a membership form.
        \_ even more horror!  even more horror!
        8. Require that all applicants streak nude and run two full circuits
           of 5th floor Evans
           \_ Hey I did that just a while back!  You should have seen Prof Kahan
              chasing after me...
              \_ Is it me, or is Kahan a real ass?
        7. "How well can you ogg?"
        6. Make walls on by default
        5. One word: chsh
        4. Incite constant massive flame wars on wall
        3. "Ymca.nambla.org? Account form? No, NAMBLA gave soda to the anthro dept. Sorry!"
        2. $500 semesterly dues
        1. Give all new accounts the login "gillooly"