Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 31041
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2004/6/28-29 [Recreation/Pets] UID:31041 Activity:kinda low
6/28    Dog saves Toronto:
        http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,123882,00.html
        \_ Why does the dog hate America?
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ARCHIVE Elvis -- or maybe Dante -- may have saved countless lives this week. A Canadian man, angry at the world, apparently was going to begin a killing spree in a Toronto park Wednesday -- until the affections of a stranger's dog made him change his mind. "It's scary how close it could have been," Police Detective Nick Ashley told the Toronto Globe and Mail. Now Canadian newspapers are trying to figure out just which dog it was. The prime candidate appears to be Elvis, a black border-collie mix whose owner said was petted by a tall stranger around lunchtime Wednesday. search), said to be in his 40s, turned himself in to a policeman Wednesday with the bizarre story that he had planned to start shooting people at a lakeside park, then drive around the city firing at random until he was captured. Stanson was getting his weapons ready, he told police, when a dog carrying a Frisbee walked up to him and wouldn't leave him alone. "He happens to be a pet lover," Ashley said, "and he decided that if there was such a nice dog in the area the people were too nice and he wasn't going to carry out his plan." search) in the Beaches neighborhood of Toronto, his owner, Dragana Brighton, told the National Post. Elvis ran up to a tall man, who Brighton said looked a little out of place, and begged to be petted. Brighton forgot about the encounter until she turned on the news the next day. "I would like to think it's Elvis because it would make me feel prouder ... Another possibility is Dante, a husky-Australian shepherd mix, whose owner said played with a "middle-aged" man Wednesday afternoon. "I'm not claiming it's him," Kristina Kyser, apparently sharing Brighton's typically Canadian self-effacement, told the Globe and Mail. Stanson has been charged with eight weapons-related offenses. Richard Brown, 38, was jailed Wednesday after an outburst in front of Superior Court Judge Patrick Carroll. 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