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keithyguy: its loading keithyguy: my dial up internet is a piece of shit keithyguy: why did you do that? miss_alissa_605: Mostly boredom, but partially because you are a pathetic loser, and I thought making it public would be really, really funny. miss_alissa_605: Like how the coyote falls off of a cliff chasing the roadrunner, except with more ugly haircut and less roadrunner. keithyguy: you sure must think you are something miss_alissa_605: Right. Ill bet you hit on skinny half naked 24 year olds in bikinis for the fucking conversation, right? do you honestly think anyone is dumb enough to buy that pic? keithyguy: I figured you were some 300 lb bitch at a computer keithyguy: I just am bored keithyguy: and cant sleep miss_alissa_605: Right. miss_alissa_605: Dude, thats not cool miss_alissa_605: seriously. keithyguy: well my uncle is a lawyer keithyguy: and you are a fuck keithyguy: say bye bye to web page miss_alissa_605: Dude no. miss_alissa_605: Please miss_alissa_605: dont do this to me miss_alissa_605: there has to be something I can do. keithyguy: well im a smart fucker keithyguy: and for two miss_alissa_605: No, please dude. keithyguy: I cant imagine what a pic of you looks like miss_alissa_605: Listen, Ill make you a deal. keithyguy: and see miss_alissa_605: You dont report me, and Ill give you my parents credit card #. keithyguy: well they have your IR address keithyguy: oops keithyguy: thats IP address isnt it keithyguy: silly me keithyguy: im a computer electronics major keithyguy: want a virus instead? keithyguy: isnt life grand miss_alissa_605: Please Keith. miss_alissa_605: Just talk to me for a second ok miss_alissa_605: calm down miss_alissa_605: Promise not to sue me, and Ill give you my parents credit card number, no questions asked, ok? miss_alissa_605: Theyll blame it all on me, and we all walk away. keithyguy: say it with me keithyguy: follow the bouncing ball (Editor's Note: I LOVE how he acts like these are all origional ideas, and he has a flawless, almost Sherlock Holmesesque grasp on the path to my demise. miss_alissa_605: But I dont want my IR number getting out or anything, ok? keithyguy: uh oh keithyguy: get it off of there keithyguy: or you will be in court miss_alissa_605: NO DUDE. keithyguy: hope your family has some money keithyguy: otherwise you wont have a pot to piss in when im done (Editor's Note: Captain's Back) miss_alissa_605: Hey, Keith? miss_alissa_605: Mind if I break out of character for a second, and ask you something? miss_alissa_605: You do realize sending viruses is illegal? So threatening me with them isnt helping your cause for a second. Also, threatening me with your haircut wont scare me either, you stupid fucking mongoloid. Fuck you, fuck your family, and fuck the fact that you dont like to do anal, because nothing feels better than poop peanuts smearing on the ol Johnson. miss_alissa_605: Boy, that shut you up pretty quick, Keithe. keithyguy: dont matter keithyguy: I dont have to do any of that keithyguy: I have enough now to get you both in enough trouble keithyguy: Im just smiling on my situation miss_alissa_605: Really? You mean now everyone on the internet will have available your picture, and the fact that you look for vagina in chat rooms, and thats worth smiling about? keithyguy: the fact that you just tossed yourself as a snowball right straight into my hell keithyguy: have a nice day miss_alissa_605: Dude, I HOPE you take me to court. keithyguy: money is money miss_alissa_605: Dude, anyone with your haircut AND who owns a computer obviously is having trouble making financial priorities. keithyguy: sure did keithyguy: I make about 100 k a year keithyguy: im a partner with my parents busisness keithyguy: that lawyer I talked about keithyguy: thats not bullshit keithyguy: I can afford it keithyguy: just to hurt little fucks like you miss_alissa_605: Yes, I totally believe you make 100 thousand dollars a year. keithyguy: smile you are the one getting fucked keithyguy: well since I worked so hard my parents decided to give me a fifth of what they made miss_alissa_605: Keithy, can I ask something? keithyguy: because I didnt like it keithyguy: we all play games miss_alissa_605: No no, why did you need it for the money. keithyguy: well good for you keithyguy: things will get real in time keithyguy: give me a week miss_alissa_605: Your fucking story has more holes than Al Capones car. I almost flunked English III b/c of it last year and I prob would of had an A in Alg. But fortunatly Mr Keener was feeling generous b/c I passed .
miss_alissa_605: Wait dude, I wanna see one of these badass viruses you got. keithyguy: see you are right keithyguy: I didnt think about that miss_alissa_605: Comon Chet, lets have it. keithyguy: that would be illegal keithyguy: I would hate to give you any leverage on me miss_alissa_605: Yes, and it would stop your surely multimillion dollar high profile lawsuit, in which I call you a mongoloid and U TAEK ALL OF MAH MONAY! keithyguy: no worries miss_alissa_605: By the way, nice pic, im so fuckin scared popeye miss_alissa_605: lets hope you dont run out of spinach before our BIG trial miss_alissa_605: or lets hope olive oil isnt taken away by Bruno miss_alissa_605: Hello? no worries there miss_alissa_605: Dude, will this be like a renegade thing, where you get a motorcycle and go on an adventure through time to track me to my secret lair, and kill me and then bang all my hot chick sidekicks? Some giant fucking biceps with a tiny little fist at the end, called Keithys!" Fingerbang thought that his picture was so much like Popeye's, that we had some photoshop fun!
Reply w/Quote Suzy Survey says: Feb 2003 Compulsive Murderer Posts: 118 Location: Seattle My god... This guy sure does spend a lot of time thinking about himself. Stay cool, and don't believe anything the Bush administration tells you. In fact, play it safe: don't believe anything anybody tells you.
Reply w/Quote obvious phixion Survey says: Apr 2003 Junior Member Posts: 10 Location: Texas :D Oh my..... I'm glad there are people in the world like that to keep me entertained. Poor guy, he's a walking advertisement for "When good steriods go bad".
Reply w/Quote Annie Survey says: Nov 2002 That's right Posts: 194 Location: The lovely (and cold) NAU in Flagstaff His sight is temorarily unavailable due to "excessive bandwidth consumption".
threadid=466 This is the reason that the user gave: this is wrong he is my friend and i think it should be taking off here today. please remove it from here This message has been sent to all moderators of this forum, or all administrators if there are no moderators.
but you'd better look out, Captain, cause he's got a "bitemap" of your activities and he hates anal! I don't know too many folks who are in school who make 100k a year. I wonder if the chick he thanks on his webpage is the one that reported that horrible post about her friend?
Reply w/Quote Annie Survey says: Nov 2002 That's right Posts: 194 Location: The lovely (and cold) NAU in Flagstaff I like how it has been reported to the moderators and or/ administrators. Folks ought to do a wee bit of research before making asses of themselves. But I supposse not much is to be expected from someone calling themself "Baby girl".
Reply w/Quote analforcats Survey says: Feb 2003 Junior Member Posts: 20 Location: Thankfully not New Jersey "I am a senior, this year, meaning that I am in the class of 2000!" Woah, so apparenly 5 years is some insanly complicated computer engineering way of saying 3 years. Also, my mom's made better angelfire sites squatting on the keyboard.
Reply w/Quote wirklichkeit Survey says: Dec 2002 disobedient Posts: 215 Location: los angeles keithyguy: so technically thats slander bc you said something untrue people are so fucking stupid. if he's going to attempt to play lawyer, he should read a law book first. and i fucking hate people that brag about how much money they make, true or not.
Reply w/Quote bitterpants Survey says: Dec 2002 ill cut you Posts: 1982 Location: los angeles id just like to note that i make a fuck of a lot less than 100k a year, and i never did go to none of that thar colle...
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