5/18    The motd is too boring. How the hell am I suppose
        to stay awake at work??!!
        \_ Blame Toma bin Holub, the censor/terrorist.
        \_ masturbate
           \_ I thought it was unhealthy and will do bad things to you.
              \_ only if you like do it way too much and become a
                 malnourished zombie recluse.
        \_ sexually harrass the marketing staff?
           \_ he usually complains to boss after that.
        \_ Walk up to the hot receptionist from behind.  Pretend to ask her
           about something on the screen, and stare down into her blouse.
           Remember to keep your genitals away from her elbows.