1/22    Scientific proof that prettier girls are bitchier (and I'm experienced
        in getting bitch slapped so this is hardly a surprise):
        http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8464990.stm
        \_ Runaway Bride. Treat people like shit, get special treatments.
        \_ I'd be bitchy too if I was mostly starved, and worked out continually
           and judge my self esteem only by the kind of man I could get that
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12/8    <DEAD>retirementplans.vanguard.com/VGApp/pe/pubnews/TightwadsSpendthrifts.jsf<DEAD>
        Spendthrifts and tightwads marry each other
        \_ in general white guys are spendthrifts ande white girls
           are even bigger spendthrifts. don't marry white if
           you want to save.
           \_ Don't marry Asian if you want to have a life.
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11/20   "J.P. Hayes is as honest as we like to think we are"
        http://www.csua.org/u/mz2 (sports.yahoo.com)
        I don't like golf, and the only golf star I can name is Tiger Woods.
        But I have to say this guy is awesome.
        \_ I honestly don't know the first thinge about golf.  Birdies?
           Handicaps?  no idea.
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2/11    If you're on the way to becoming super rich and want to buy your
        very first first primary vacation mansion, where would you buy
        it at?  Let's say ANYWHERE (price not an issue)... Dubai? Monacco?
        Switzerland?
        \_ price not an issue?  ok, THE MOON.
        \_ Paris
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7/1     "James Woods debuts 20-year-old girlfriend at film premiere"
        http://www.csua.org/u/10jz (blog.sfaget.com)
        \_ huh what??? I thought he was just a character in Family Guy. WTF?
        \_ He's now my idol.
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4/20    http://gizmodo.com/5903760/how-to-buy-a-facebook-girlfriend-for-5
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7/7     I haven't been to Berkeley lately. Has it been foggy at night? Wanna
        take my girlfriend up to see the view from somewhere near SSL. Also, is
        there a particularly good lookout point?
        \_ No not foggy, but that looks to be changing. Lawrence Hall of
           Science is always good.
           Science is always good. -ausman
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9/3     http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-hell-wrong-with-twenty-somethings
        \_ Here's something right about 20something women:
           They give out blowjobs when they aren't sure they want to sleep
           with you. Scratch that, when they aren't even sure they like
           you. It's become the equivalent of a goodnight kiss. As a
           comedian said (I forget who), young women today do things that
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2/8     http://www.news.com.au/world/half-naked-women-protest-ukrainian-election/story-e6frfkyi-1225827641408?x=1
        Ukrain women look REALLY GOOD
        \_ They either look good or die poor.
           \_ survival of the prettiest!
        \_ bad link: http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2010/02/topless-protest-by-femen-in-ukrainian.html
           http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/photo-gallery-ukraine-s-topless-protesters-fotostrecke-67626.html
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10/28   I am a perfect man and I am never wrong. I tried to read the following
        color blindness test and I cannot read it even though people around
        me claim that they can read it. I think this is impossible because
        I am a perfect person and I don't have color blindness and I find
        it impossible that people can read it. How does it work? How much
        time did you guys spend to "get it"? This is an impossible test.
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