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3/29    motd has been kind of dead lately. What's going on?
        \_ New Fry's opened at Concord. Anime porn half off.
           \_ Who cares about anime porn. How about those booth babes.
           \_ mmm... tentacles...
                     \_ Eww!
           \_ are anime and manga the same thing? or does manga only refer
                to comic books? and hentai is japanamation porn?
                No definitions found for "bukkake"
                \_ 'Hentai' means 'perv' and refers to sexually-explicit comics
                   'Manga' is comics
                   'bukkake' ... google it (NSFW)
                    \_ what is nsfw? not safe for work?
                       \_ yes
              \_ anime is video; manga is comics.  As for definitions:
                 http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/Adictionary.html
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The most common image of a japanese man is a 'salariman' in a grey suit riding on a 'bullet train' full of identically dressed men. Because even though both internet porn AND japanese porn are world-famous. In general, Japanese are much more SINGLEMINDED and focused in persuit of their hobbies. Because, in the Japanese version, it's a little different. And even though you're playing against a machine, it's not a sort of Deep Blue Vs. Every time you score points, your 'virtual opponent' (sometimes a video of some semi-famous AV actress, sometimes an animated elf) has to take off some of her clothes. When he wants sex, he just cuts a hole in the hammock and goes at it. Several women are in a 'contest' to see who can hold their urine in the longest. Just dudes gawking at and prodding these big pillowy pudenda in tight shorts. This vibrator is remote-controlled by an unscrupulous pornographer lurking nearby. 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It was started by a Frenchman named Romain Slocombe, but he would only use Japanese models, so how could the Japanese NOT incorporate Broken Dolls into the native porn? Then of course they have to strip off the clothes and seal them up in a little baggie. Guys will collect uniforms from different schools, and swap the items among each other, much like indie record collector nerds. In chin-chin-kenkyu videos, average women on the street are given a lecture about the penis by some porno actors. The 'professional' will measure the penis, and describe how to make it stand up. Somewhere between the masochist and the adult baby is the world of the debusen. The authenticity, embarrassment, and 'first lesbian kiss' aspects made this series very successful. This is part of a larger trend: the<span class="bold"> 'i can't believe what these average, everyday women will do when you point the camera at them'</span> theme of Japanese porn. Although theoretically EVERYTHING in this dictionary is a fetish, you'll usually hear 'fetchi' being used to describe a body part. The armchair shrink analysis of the futanari fetish goes something like this: A man, usually a total heterosexual, finds something arousing about the sight of a penis, or penis abuse. Understandably, masturbating to a picture of a man's penis could feel somewhat awkard. Masturbating to a man's penis being abused could be both awkward and difficult, seeing as one might sympathize with the poor guy's member. By removing the man from the equation (but not the penis), the futanari enthusiast can jerk it till doomsday, 100% guilt free. Women wearing the traditional Sumo's g-string roll around and give each other really harsh wedgies. Along with bukkake, cosplay, and yuri, it's part of the standard repitoire of many popular mainstream idols. Like the best graffitti, the object is to do it in the most public, daring place you can, without getting caught. It's also much easier to talk an adult woman into being an 'ice cream model' , than to talk her into doing naked stuff. If she's too shy to pose for a photographer, why doesn't she just borrow this polaroid camera? She gets the money, the magazine gets the pictures, and she can pretend it never happened, kind of. RAPE TEAM</span>: a really really wrong series of videos from the Soft On Demand company. Like practically everything else here, i've never seen it. Two very lovely ladies who also are black belts take on a challenge. The ladies are dressed in Karate gear and are wearing light boxing gloves. The challenge: if the ladies outlast the men for 5 minutes, they win $100 for the first, $500 for the second, $1000 for the third and $2000 for the fourth. If the men are able to strip them naked in that time, then its back to cave man days and the ladies are fair game for the whole community - a 20 person bukake/gang bang. The ladies are really tough fighers, but the men can smell sex. 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