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Well, maybe I didn't, but I defiantly put a picture of the Baroness at the end, so it was all good. Now it's one kind of wrong to build up kids expectations by making them think all women were like Baroness or April O'Neil. Before you and your non-cartoon-animal-craving society give me a label as some sort of sicko, take a look at some of the evidence. Gadget of the Rescue Rangers - God damn break me off a piece of that rodent. As if that wasn't enough, she was a ditz and into technology. To bad she was topping off Monteray Jack while Zipper took pictures. Oh, like you weren't thinking the same thing when you were 10. Rebecca Cunningham of Talespin - Those sick bastards at Disney keep getting worse. Just look at this picture Okay, now Baloo defiantly wore clothes during most Talespin, and he is defiantly not wearing them there, and Rebecca is defiantly climbing him like Mount Everest. Now I know Baloo's a stud and all, but jesus the kid is right there. And I don't know who that other asshole is, but I got a feeling he's the one that posted this picture on the Internet. Though middleaged, Rebecca still managed to retain her sex appeal with her lovely hips that any butchered character from a classic book would love to get his paws on. Jim Varney in Heaven, I can't look at this picture anymore! I'm down with Rebecca and all, but Balloo is buckass naked in a world where clothes obviously exist. This isn't like one of those bootleg pictures you "accidently" stumble on while searching for regular porn, this was actually shown to kids on TV. I wish I could tell you it's going it gets more respectable from here. Minerva Mink of the Animaniacs - Not as popular as the others, but let's not overlook probably the sluttiest cartoon ever (well, after Smurfette obviously). This is the first time I've been writing for this webpage and I'm simply at a loss for words. There has to be some sort of law against peddling smut to children, right? We're talking about a character who's main characteristic was that she was dumber then then an episode of Battledome, never put out and turned guys on. Unfortunately I'm cutting the rant short since I have to run. I got a hot date with a squirrel I caught in a makeshift trap using nothing but beans, a rake, and a novelty rubber penis.
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