8/3     How does eddie bauer make their khakis wrinkle-resistant?
        \_ He speaks English, unlike the poster below.
           \_ which would be true had that post not been nuked
        \_ With the same technique white guys use on their penis.
        \_ the all powerful liberal media lovingly blesses
           each fiber.
        \_ he coats it with special spunk.
        \_ microfibers
        \_ something to do with nanotechnology.
           \_ is it the same thing as peach-fuzz stain resistance?
              \_ Is Quasy granddson and fairness to all humilition of childrn
                 in US country!
                 \_ all our base are belong to you!
                    \_ AIIIEEEEE!!!!