3/30    a girl i went to a party with on saturday got really drunk
        and whispered to me 'I REALLY LIKE SEX'.  I ignored her
        because my hemorrhoid was angry.  What should I have done?
        \_ Your hemorrhoid (sp?) saved you from a moral fault.  It's
           unethical to have sex with a person who's incapable of
           consent.  However, now you know she likes sex.  So,
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12/21   Is bad sex better/worse than no sex?
        \_ It depends how long you've been without.
        \_ Better:
           Worse:  .
        \_ How do you define "bad sex"? No orgasm?
         \_ Let me guess, you are still a virgin yes?
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2/26    "Resistance is futile," announced the Queen as T'Rai was overcame
        with a wave of pleasure and screamed as she was hit by orgasm after
        orgasm, she rolled onto the floor, her trousers soaked with fluids
        from her pussy.
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11/21   My TV is broken.  When I turn it on, I see no picture,
        and I immediately hear a loud whining sound.  I get scared
        and turn it off.  What is that whining sound?  thanks.
        \_ porno sound.
                \_ I said I'm not motd boob guy!
        \_ thats the sound of your TV being broken.  Get it fixed (hah!) or
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11/8    Are eunuchs able to have erections or orgasm? What about neutered dogs?
        \_ Dunno about dogs, but our male cat still tries to mount our female
           cats, despite having been neutered years ago.  -ERic
        \_ There are different types of eunuchs, so the answer varies.
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9/25    Girls, ladies, wtf, really, you know what I'm talking about. I can
        jerk off during sex, is there something wrong with your vaginas that
        you're afraid of touching your own shit?
        PLEASE FUCKING EXPLAIN IT TO ME.
        Touch yourself for christ's sake. Are you afraid of having an orgasm?
        Cause you shouldn't be, you can have another one, it's not fucking
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9/14    Motd nuked, for great justice.
        It was the only way to be sure.
But by the time they reached the door, they had blown up too much and were
too wide to fit through the door frame. Dean tried pressing themtogether,
his fingers almost disappearing into the inflating flesh, but all this did
was make Liz cum in her shorts. She gasped as the sensation passed
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9/6     Not personally being all that familiar with the female orgasm, psb did
        want to dislodge his hands, if only to give her a chance at breathing
        normally again, to come off the crest as they passed what he was sure
        was the sixty-second mark.  Her pussy was absolutely pouring its
        fragrant juices out onto his cock, he could feel her hips become slick
        as she ground down against him, still waiting for that explosive bliss
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10/14   Motd too dull.  What percentage to poeple on the motd generally tip a
        prostitute?
        \_ Only if she's a real cow.
           \_ moo!
        \_ You don't tip a hooker a "percentage" of anything.  Your payment
           is the "tip."  Could be $100 - $150 in a massage parlor.  Could
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