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Special Note For "Website Evaluators" * 10 Psychalking: A Hobo-Language For Paranoids Mind Control In The News: 2004-01-07 11 Cascadian Mind Control Intervention (The Olympian) Friends of Olympian man who refuses to wear AFDB surprise him by aluminating his apartment. AFDB Awareness: Protect Your Brain: AFDB Add an AFDB button to your website today to let people know that they can stop the destructive forces of mind control! Also available, 15 AFDB Wallpaper and a message board smiley: The official AFDB message board smiley. Recognition: 16 Aluminated Site of the Week Award, Steve Jackson Games As Seen In A Magazine Rated 17 Cranky Crank Dot Net NEW! Get yours before it's banned by the forces of mind control! Welcome to the AFDB Website This site is dedicated to spreading the word about the Aluminum 22 * Foil Deflector Beanie and how it can help the average human. Here you will find a description of AFDBs, how to make and use them, and general information about related subjects. I hope that you find the AFDB Homepage to be an important source of AFDB know-how and advocacy. AFDB head An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! BEWARE OF COMMERCIAL AFDBS: Since you should trust no one, always construct your AFDB yourself to avoid the risk of subversion and mental enslavement. Do not purchase these pre-made AFDBs, even if the seller seems trustworthy. They may contain backdoors, pinholes, integrated psychotronic circuitry or other methods that actually promote mind control. AMIGA AND LINUX USERS: It is advised that you get a copy of 24 MindGuard for your personal anti-psychotronic needs. Although an AFDB is an effective guard against most forms of psychotronic mind control, it is no substitute for the comprehensive protection afforded by MindGuard. If you are searching for more information on aluminum, be aware that the British spell it "aluminium" (and pronounce it accordingly). I predict that North Americans will adopt the more regular "-ium" spelling by the year 2050, prompting the British to start calling it "alumininium". Step 3 Step 4 3 Use scissors to cut from one corner of the square to the center, making a straight line. Again, make sure that the outside of the cone has a shiny side of the foil; Step 5 Step 6 5 Place the cone on your head and squash the top and sides to make it fit snugly. These instructive diagrams are also available in an 28 easy-to-print PDF format for non-comercial use by concerned educators and paranoid bill posters. A Note About The Shiny Side: It can't be stressed enough how important it is to have the shiny side pointing out. This is needed because the shiny side is most reflective to psychotronic radiation, while the dull side can actually, in certain environmental conditions, absorb it. However, as is illustrated in the instructions above, it is also wise to complement this with a layer of foil pointing shiny side in. This will keep your brain waves, which are also reflected by the shiny side, from being picked up by mind-reading equipment. There is a small number of aluminum foil researchers who believe that this may cause an alpha-wave harmonic to build up in the skull resulting in memory loss or pseudo-religious visions, but their findings have never been replicated by the aluminum foil research community at large. Even if their findings are validated, the risk involved is small compared to the potential of mind-intrusion. Find out using Zapato Productions Intradimensional's 29 Aluminum Foil Thickness Calculator (pops up into separate window, requires Javascript). Canadian coins should also be considered as they are high in nickel content. Nickel, while not having the psychotronic deflecting properties of aluminum (or even 30 tin), can act to refract psychotronic beams, thereby helping to scrambling the mind control signals as they are deflected off of the underlying aluminum surface of the AFDB. This will result in a lowered chance of retransmission of the signal. However, you should avoid American and European coins at all costs as they contain aluminum based 31 mind control circuitry. Canadian coins are free of this threat mainly due to the Canadian government's choice of neglecting psychotronic research in favor of research into giant robotics. Tips: * Tinsel is made of plastic and has no anti-psychotronic attributes. You may, however, line a beer can hat with an AFDB or even glue the cans directly on an AFDB. When people are sleeping they are very vulnerable to mind control and need all the protection they can get. Children and AFDBs AFDBs are safe for use with children of any age. Toddlers and up can be fitted with an AFDB like the one described above, just bend back any excess aluminum. For newborns and infants, a full body covering of aluminum is advisable in addition to the AFDB to insure there is no psychotronic reflection through the mandible caused by the infant's usually supine position. Since a baby's skull is still knitting together giving it less natural skeletal protection, an extra layer of aluminum should be used in infant AFDB construction. Also, it is important for pregnant women to start covering their womb with aluminum before the onset of the second trimester. This will ensure that harmful psychotronic engrams are not permanently stamped into the developing brain of your unborn child. AFDBs for Pets Pets are just as susceptible to psychotronics as humans -- probably even more so since they do not have as well developed a sense of self as humans do. AFDBs can and should be used to protect your pets just like you would yourself. Pet AFDB construction is mostly the same as with human AFDBs, however size considerations need to be taken into account and adjusted accordingly. Pets with protruding, highly mounted ears such as cats, dogs, and llamas need to have holes cut into the AFDB to accommodate them. Great care must be taken when making these holes to leave enough extra aluminum to secure the hole around the base of the ear so no stray psychotronic rays leak in. While concern for your pets' well being should be motivation enough to construct AFDBs for them, there is also another reason: any un-AFDBed entity with a central nervous system in your home -- even a beloved pet -- is a potential agent of the forces of mind control and may be used to spy on you or even bring physical harm against you. You are simply not safe with AFDBless pets in your home. Warning signs of psychotronically affected pets: * Does your cat stare intently at empty space as if watching something? AFDBs and Alien Abductions Paraterrestrials (also referred to as "aliens" in the popular literature) are known to use psychotronic means of mind control to inculcate humanity to accept their evil agendas. AFDBs will work just as well against these signals as they do against human government and corporate ones. Besides engaging in mind control, paraterrestrials are also known to conduct abductions of humans for unknown reasons (most likely for medical experiments). Most paraterrestrials that engage in abductions are too scrawny to lift humans with their arms, and so instead rely on technological means to move the abductee from his or her bed or pickup truck to the waiting UFO. Their desire to keep their subject unscathed during transit rules out their use of robotic type technologies and also requires that they restrain the abductee's movements. Research has shown that paraterrestrial abductors levitate their subject using some sort of controlled electromagnetic field, while at the same time using psychotronics to keep ...
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