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6/5     Hi I'm an engineer and I have a whiny voice and I want to improve
        myself (for the sake of meeting women and to sound better on job
        interviews). Where can I go? Acting class? Voice lessons? ok thx
        \_ try saying "mm hmm". that's your natural voice. then say
        "mm hmm 1, mm hmm 2, mm hmm 3". for more informatoin, go to
        http://www.voice-doctor.com
           \_ Hey, that's good.
        \_ i know psb.  psb is an idol of mine.  and son, you are no psb
           -psb #24 fan
        \_ grow some balls, son
           \_ *imagining two balls growing on a petri dish*
        \_ Try Toastmasters: http://www.toastmasters.org
        \_ watch lotsa dirty harry movies.. he always gets laid.
                \_ Yes, watch all the early Eastwood westerns and action
                   movies - just on general principles.
                   \_ Especially "Paint Your Wagon" where he sings...
        \_ It's hopeless.  Improve the gene pool.  Conserve precious
           resources.  Kill yourself.
        \_ Some of the advice on this thread might be of help to you:
           http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=162840
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Just a plain question: What would you do/say if you see your dream girl boy at the bookstore browsing the books? Rosebud peas: full of country goodness and green peaness. Nasrudin sat on a river bank when someone shouted to him from the opposite side: "Hey! Registered: Apr 2001 Status: Offline Old Post Posted on : 06-01-2003 06:35 PM 82 Click Here to See the Profile for malvolio 83 Click here to Send malvolio a Private Message 84 Click Here to Email malvolio 85 Edit/Delete Message 86 Reply w/Quote Depends on what books she's browsing. Even if she is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen, if she's paging through "AOL For Dummies," forget about her. Strike up a conversation on that topic, you can start by quoting somethign from the news recently if it applies, **** it, don't be shy. Strike up a conversation on that topic, you can start by quoting somethign from the news recently if it applies, **** it, don't be shy. So if you want to pick up a girl all you have to do is buy her a coffee from the Starbucks lounge and start up a conversation. This way you both find out if you have similar interests and she thinks you're an intellectual brassy stud (one hopes). I'm trying to read The Joy of Sex, but I think I need some tutoring to help understand everything. Registered: Apr 2001 Status: Offline Old Post Posted on : 06-01-2003 11:32 PM 165 Click Here to See the Profile for malvolio 166 Click here to Send malvolio a Private Message 167 Click Here to Email malvolio 168 Edit/Delete Message 169 Reply w/Quote quote: Originally posted by SupahCoolX: "Hey baby. I'm trying to read The Joy of Sex, but I think I need some tutoring to help understand everything. Registered: Apr 2002 Status: Online Old Post Posted on : 06-02-2003 12:56 AM 197 Click Here to See the Profile for ambush 198 Click here to Send ambush a Private Message 199 Click Here to Email ambush 200 Edit/Delete Message 201 Reply w/Quote quote: Originally posted by maxintosh: I had a really sketchy really old deaf guy try to pick me and a friend up at Barnes and Nobles once. ASL usually works for fending off sketchy people on AOL, but it's more like 14/f/Alaska. Know someone who really said that (to a chick that twice cried rape when breaking up with a boyfriend as revenge). LOL If you were wondering, ASL = American Sign Language. No, sign language is not the same from country to country. And I wasn't really chatting her up, had already "been there" so technically was just a return visit. I think I need to spend more time in bookstores than bars. If I see a guy I usually just smile and ask some lame question. That or tell him I work for a television station and am doing research. I am glad I am not single, but if I were, it is the bookstore every night for me. I don't know, but I've been hit on more freqently with the ring than I ever was without. If Heaven has a dress code, I'm walking to Hell in my Tony Lamas. And now your charm is a well honed, finely buffed and oiled rapier, is it? And now your charm is a well honed, finely buffed and oiled rapier, is it? You know what they say about a man with charm that's like a rapier, don't you? I sat on that for hours debating if I was being redundant. I decided it was worth it just to type "oiled rapier," too. Do note, however, saying "I'm madly in love with you" in a silly, non-threatening way is probably a lot less intimidating than making a sexual reference. But hey, I'm 45 and out circulation for a while, maybe nowadays you can get away with that sort of thing. But hey, I'm 45 and out circulation for a while, maybe nowadays you can get away with that sort of thing. She thought I was nice b/c I cleaned up my own chicken wings. She also thought I was crazy/cool 'cause my hair was dyed blonde. Little did she know she was getting with a biology/computer geek who doesn't even like to go out, except for Barnes & Noble and Starbucks/coffee houses! Ask her what she does, ask her about that in more detail, keep asking her questions. Keep your answers relatively short, let her do the talking. Wear clean underwear, cause you never know how much she'll like you! I spend my first 20 years apparently wearing some mystical female sight obstruction field which was only partially removed in college. I decided it was worth it just to type "oiled rapier," too. I spend my first 20 years apparently wearing some mystical female sight obstruction field which was only partially removed in college. And yes, as most of you may know, I spent many years working in bookstores and cafes. The pay was never great, but oh, the payoffs certainly were. If Heaven has a dress code, I'm walking to Hell in my Tony Lamas. Nothing turns the ladies on like hearing a man complain. Well, it is pretty dour, it is true, but for some real vile ugliness I like the semi Beats. Nothing turns the ladies on like hearing a man complain. It's not as if you'll be complaining endlessly throughout the whole converesation. Plus its something they can't possibly have no opinion on. Remember, until you know them, you don't know them, so futile little questions like that have to exist. But then, all my tips generally only work if you've got more than 90% of my charm, good looks and personality. She was the manager there, and I went in about 2 minutes before they shut. She asked if I wanted anything else, "wouldn't mind a free burger" I said. Out came my free burger We chatted for a bit, but I just thought she was being friendly. Couldn't stop thinking about her, went back for lunch the next day, she working again, and saw me from up the back of the shop. She waved, then later came and sat next to me in the shop.