6/4     Bathroom poll:
        Do you put the tab on the toilet seat napkin at the:
          front of the bowl: ..
          back of the bowl: ..
          bareback:
          \_ jesus you poeple use toilet seat covers?  And I get accused of
             being gay?  -aspo
             \_ Damn right. Real men contract their skin rashes with pride!
                That said, I've barely ever used a toilet seat condom and
                I've been fine for many years of use.
                \_ Still using the "I got it from a toilet seat HONEST!"
                   excuse huh?  Who is the idiot who falls for that one?
             \_ so being the manly man you probably don't wash your hands,
                shower, brush your teeth, and only ride bare back with
                the men you meet in bathroom stalls at public parks.
        Do you wipe:
          between the legs: .
          around the back: ..
          wipe?: