6/3     I should have thought of this....
        "Man late for flight tries bomb threat"
        http://www.msnbc.com/news/921337.asp?0cv=CB20
        \_ Please.  If you want a close relationship with men like Bubba,
           you could always just go to a gay bar.  Having a prison sentence
           and a criminal record is just going too far.
        \_ Actually, this has happened a number of times...