2/18    Too funny not to share:
        http://oscarzero.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/patch.jpg (funny youth patch)
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12/6    Lesson learned: don't talk about Monty Python on a date. Women just
        don't seem to get it.
        \_ You are dating the wrong women (for you) then. My sister-in-law
           loves it and yet I don't find it all that funny. It's not a
           gender thing.
           \_ is she a nerd? does she laugh funny? is she actually decent looking?
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10/31   root, could you please squish jblack's account for using a bot
        to post on motd?
        \_ heaven forbid we utilize our trade - turin
        \_ you mean for posting conservative views?
           \_ is he the guy that pasted two pages of text in the motd?
              what would be non-h0zerish is if he clipped a section he liked
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3/23    Raise your hand if you don't know what motdedit is or why you should
        use it.
        And/or: Why does the motd seem to travel back in time?
        \_ Raise your hand if you don't care about motdedit.
        \_ motdedit is for the weak.  we've been over this.
        \_ The time travel thing is the result of censor/restore wars.
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8/28    Thank you motd censor, for cleansing the motd of anything useful or
        interesting!
        \_ I try.
           \_ Let's see: Owen Wilson, a fairly talented person, attempts
              suicide, but you, a talentless hack, don't have the decency to
              rid us of your presence? How sad.
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