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2003/5/26-27 [Computer/SW/Database, Computer/SW/OS/Linux] UID:28555 Activity:high
5/26    I saw _The Matrix Reloaded_ and thought that I "got it".  I didn't.
        Reading http://www.corporatemofo.com/stories/051803matrix.htm
        revealed much to me.  --darin
        \_ what? the guy didn't even know how tank died?
        \_ He got it all wrong. Here's how it works:
           Architect: Bill Gate$/Tanenbaum
                \_ You think Microsoft ever actually created anything?
                   \_ Other than a large software mess that enslaves
                      most of the worlds coders/computer users?
                      Notice how bugs are still being worked out in
                      Version 6.x.
           Morpheus: RMS
           \_ RMS? Who's that?
                \_ A hacker.  See: http://tinyurl.com/cnmd
                \_ http://www.stallman.org
                \_ random psycho idiot who makes a lot of sense if only he'd
                   let go of some of his weirder bits.  at least he's very
                   consistent.  btw, anyone remember playing xtrek in the
                   planets cluster on the rms/rms account?
                   \_ of course.  Faster than the web, plus you could get
                      into sequent before 11:00 PM.  -tom
           Neo: Linus Torvalds
                \_ One is a hot young star, the other a greasy fat hacker who
                   has no political opinions.  I can't buy this one.  Sorry.
                   \_ Have you ever talked to Linus? The guy is pretty
                     \_ Donald Kunth
                      opinionated (about everything not just politics).
                      And his wife kicks some major ass a la Trinity.
           Zion: Bitkeeper
           Oracle: ESR
                \_ So you think ESR is working hard to keep Microsoft alive?
                        \_ It is debatable whether or not the oracle is
                           working to keep the matrix alive.
           Keymaker: Phil Zimmermann
           Merovingian: NAI
           Agent Smith: SCO/Redhat
           \_ Who is Cornel West in your mapping?
                     \_ Donald Knuth
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The first Matrix was such a neat allegory of 23 Gnostic philosophy, I was more concerned with how the Brothers Wachowski could successfully extend the metaphor into three films than whether they could pull off even more virtuoso examples of cinematic ass-stomping. What was mindblowing about the first movie, after all, wasn't the fight choreography or bullet time, but its brave assertion that the banal, day-to-day reality we live in isn't the real world. In that sense, all the wire-fu was just the candy coating on the red pill the filmmakers were offering to every high school student and cubicle slave in the world. Watching the movie, I was personally less impressed by the fists of digital fury than by the Brothers' evident familiarity with the Dead Sea Scrolls and the theology of 25 Origen of Alexandria. Seen in the light of the books they're referencing, the movie's plot is brilliant; It would seem, therefore, that a bit of exegesis of The Matrix: Reloaded is warranted. But be warned: If you haven't seen the movie yet, don't read on. Much like that other great Keanu Reeves vehicle, 26 Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, The Matrix: Reloaded centers around the hero's journey into the Underworld. Frazier, in 27 The Golden Bough, notes that it is a prophetess--in this case, the Oracle--who sends the hero off on his journey, from where he returns with special knowledge. And, of course, that's just what Neo does, though it would have been a while lot more amusing if he'd had Alex Winter along. Dante, bringing a Christian sensibility to the proceedings, placed these monsters in his Inferno. Thus, though the Merovingian is sort of an antediluvian remnant of the former world, he's also (as is shown by the fact that his wife is named Persephone) kind of like Hades, the holder of the keys to the underworld. What the Keymaker does, much like the golden bough the Sybil gives Aeneas, is open doors and permit Neo access to the underworld--or, in this case, the Core. After the requisite battles and explosions, Neo gets into the Core and finds The Architect. Considering that The Architect built the Matrix, you might think that he's God. In Gnostic theology, it is Satan, not God, who has created the world in order to imprison humanity. It is also the Architect who is unleashing the Sentinels to destroy Zion; It is my prediction that in the third and final film, it will be revealed that there is a power behind the Architect, and that he is the one who sent the One into the Matrix. It is also my prediction that this guy will look a lot like Neo. The important thing is choosing what to believe from the raft of condescending exposition that the Architect inflicts on Neo. He says, basically, that though ninety-nine percent of humans believe in the illusion of the Matrix, there is that troublesome one percent (comparable to the few awakened Gnostic true believers) who refuse to believe in the created world. This tends to produce massive amounts of instability, and crashes the system. They have also created the Prophecy of the One, who is in fact a device sent by the machines into the "real" world so that his knowledge of humanity may be integrated into the system in order to further perfect the Matrix-illusion, and then allowed to re-start Zion so that the cycle can begin again. The idea of multiple creations and a cycle of created and destroyed worlds is, needless to say, also found in theologies as wildly variant as the Mayan and the Buddhist. The first movie made use of Baudrillard's 29 Simulacra and Simulation; The Prophecy is, like all prophecies, speech, and thus language. More importantly, it is a religion, and, as 31 John Zerzan writes, the purpose of a religion is to manipulate signs, that is, words, for the purpose of control. Understanding why things are the way they are requires an understanding of another holy text: Asimov's Laws of Robotics. 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Skotos originally planned to focus exclusively on text based interactive fiction games, commonly referred to as MUDs, MOOs, or MUSHes. In light of the fact that this is a very specialized niche market, we expanded into publishing, and now feature a suite of games that includes text based, strategy, and graphical MMORPGs. Working at Skotos is a pleasure since everyone I work with there is exceedingly talented, bright, and just generally good at what they do. I am seeking full-time employment beginning as early as June. Although Skotos is a fantastic place to work, it is, nonetheless, a small company, and, consequently, I am looking for a new position with increased opportunities for professional growth. At present, there are two areas I would like to focus on in further developing my skills. I am a capable C programmer, and I know my way reasonably well around a debugger. Over the next few years, I would like to gain experience working on larger and more complex systems in order to increase both my overall ability and the speed at which I write code. The other area I plan to develop is my management ability. I have a certain natural talent for managing programmers and other technical types, and I would relish the chance to further refine this.
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Travel Experiences | 10 Airlines | 11 Serious Bio | 12 Former Personal Ad| 13 Humorous Bio | 14 Links | 15 Archive | 16 Thanks ht://Dig Search: Search This is the personal web site of Richard Stallman. The views expressed here are my personal views, not those of the Free Software Foundation or GNU Project. The largest part of the site is the 18 political notes, and they are typically updated every day. Please also look at the 19 Urgent action notes, and occasionally at the 20 Long-term action notes. We need an elected president who will support the freedom and interests of all Americans, not just the rich few. He is the only candidate who voted against the 22 PAT RIOT act. The European Parliament voted to go to court against the EU's surrender to US demands for lots of personal information about air travelers. 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