4/4     Are there any national awards given out to office mates whose
        annoying hapits really set them apart from the crowd?  I have
        someone in mind I'd like to nominate for an award.
        \_ What's he or she doing?  Flicking boogers at you?
           \_ -laptop has volume all the way up, with lot's of error noises
                made frequently
              -chair squeeks loudly, and he fidgets constantly
              -severe cologne use in small, enclosed space should be illegal
              -loud shlurping  noises made while drinking soda, which he
               does constantly
              \_ A problem solved by headphones won't earn him anything.
              \_ if it weren't for the cologne, i would ask if your officemate
                 is chinese.
           \_ I stil haven't figured out which is worse:
              -the guy next to me with the *major* BO problem
              -or the other guy with the strong cologne
              On the one hand, BO is pretty bad, but at least it's not
              making my eyes water from the cologne.
              \_ oh, yeah, i forgot to mention that the cologne isn't this
                 guy's first chemical attack.  he also decided to wash his
                 desk with a large quantity of un-diluted degreasing
                 compound at one point; that was actually far worse.
        \_ The guy next to me plays House Music very loudly.  How much of,
           "dut! dut! dut! dut!" do you think a guy can stand before losing it?