Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 27508
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2024/11/23 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular
11/23   

2003/2/24 [Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq] UID:27508 Activity:high
2/24    Iraq War Humor:

        US secretary of state Colin Powell was recently approached by
        an Iraqi newspaper reporter and was accusingly asked, "Isn't
        it true that only 13 percent of young American citizens can
        locate Iraq on a map?"

        Secretary Powell stopped, turned, and stated "Yes, this fact
        cannot be denied....but, unfortunately for you, all 13 percent
        are United States Marines.
        \_ not sure if the following is a joke or not,
           from the New Yorker:
           The other day, Secretary of State Colin Powell was reminded
           that his boss [the President] is in bed by ten and
           sleeps like a baby. Powell reportedly replied,
           "I sleep like a baby, too -- every two hours I wake up screaming."
        \_ Not sure if the following is a joke or not,
           From the New Yorker:

                The other day, Secretary of State Colin Powell was
                reminded that his boss [the President] is in bed by
                ten and sleeps like a baby. Powell reportedly replied,
                "I sleep like a baby, too -- every two hours I wake up
                screaming."
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