Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 27363
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2003/2/10-11 [Reference/Religion] UID:27363 Activity:high
2/10    Any familiar with the Bible here?  Do all the quotes in
        http://www.biblesexstories.com really exist in the Bible?  Or are they
        just pranks?
        \_ Try reading the damn thing yourself.  Yes, they are in the Bible.
        \_ http://www.biblegateway.com
        \_ They are there, but interpretations differ for some of them.
        \_ http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/cain_and_abel/gn04_01a.html
        \_ The stories he talks about ARE actually in the bible, however,
           the interpretations he writes are mostly pretty off.  Mainly
           because he has no understanding of anchient hebrew culture, and
           doesn't actually know what's going on.
           \_ What other interpretations can there be for someone making her
              father drink wine and laying with her father and preserving his
              seed and then baring a child by her father?
              \_ Notice I said "mostly."  That one is acurate, but notice
                 he doesn't do much interpretation at all on that one.
                 I was more refering to "Abraham and Hagar" and "David and
                 Johnathan."
        \_ Ah, I remember my first bible sex story.  It was given to me by
           Father Michael, and came wrapped in brown paper.
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Abraham Visits the Maid | 10 Onan Spills His Seed | 11 David and Jonathan Undressed | 12 David's Virgin Bedwarmer | 13 Ruth and Naomi 14 Sex Stories | 15 Viagra | 16 Sex Toys | 17 Anal Sex | 18 MILF Sex Stories | 19 Levitra Reader mail: I cannot believe that you would do a site like this. What I imagine you thought as a piece of harmless fun, is in fact wrong and will one day be your greatest regret. If you ask Him for forgiveness He will forgive you and save you from your life of sin and you will be counted amongst the Children of God. God may toy with you now, but the great equalizer is death, and God will always have the last laugh. Sites like yours are really a dime a dozen , but you all think you are unique or witty in some feeble way. It's easy to pick on the Christians and the bible because for the most part nothing will happen to you, at least not from them. Is perhaps showing Mohammed and Buddha as lecherous in bad taste some how? I think it is reprehensible what you are doing by taking someone's faith and dragging it into the gutter like that, and I really hope that one day you will understand why this is wrong. I don't appreciate the authoritative word of God to be misused and perverted in such a way.
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The man had sex with his wife Eve. References 1.
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