1/9     New rule.  If ya' duzn't know how t'use indefinite articles (actually
        it seems definite articles are some problem fo' some too) ya' aint
        allowed t'post on de motd.  Dat's it.  Go away and learn some little
        basic fuckin' honky talk.  Sheesh.  FOBism isn't sexy.  Slap mah fro!
        \_ ah' second dis moshun.