Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 27022
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2003/1/7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:27022 Activity:high
01/07   ah' love mah' mama, but she gots'ta gained 20lbs since we gots married.
        ah' am beginnin' t'find ha' sexually unattractive.  ah' told ha' about
        dis already.  And she gots'ta tried t'lose weight.  But obviously it
        ain't wo'kin'. God knows whut she's eatin' when I's not around. To make
        matters wo'se, dere's dis mama at wo'k dat's flirtin' wid me.  She
        looks likes Winona Ryder; slenda' and pretty. And comes by mah' cubicle
        some lot t'chat.  One time durin' de middle uh a conversashun, we
        paused and looked into each oders eyes fo' whut seems likes an
        eternity.  It wuz some awkward moment.  ah' became embarrassed and
        looked waaay down.  She plum laughed and joked about sump'n else.  I's
        contemplatin' havin' some affair.  How kin one stay faidful unda' dese
        circumstances?
        \_ 4. To angle fo' wid some trollin' line, o' wid some scribblin' drawn
              along de surface uh de booze; hence, t'allure.  What it is, Mama!
        \_ ah' say go fo' it, until ya' fuck it out uh each oder.
        \_ No, this idiotic transliteration is not funny.
        \_ Same here.  My wife's cup size went down and her waist size went up
           since we married.  Except that the two hot women I know at work with
           hot bodies aren't flirting with me, yet.  Now masturbating while
           looking at nude pics seems more attactrive than having sex with my
           wife.
           \_ I am enjoying having sex with your wife. She says you have gained
              three pants sizes since you married. Is that true?
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