8/2     Where's the closest Chick-Fil-A to San Francisco? I need to
        go there and make out with my boyfriend.        -gay
        \_ Chick-Fil-A is a place for people who want to Fil(l)-A-Chick. :-)
        \_ Why do you want to watch a bunch of fat White Trash eating
           greasy food?
           \_ http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/03/us/chick-fil-a-kiss-day/index.html
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5/17    Has anyone else noticed that today's teenaged girls are freakishly
        tall? The stats may not bear that out because of changing demographics
        in this nation (influx of shorter peoples) but even traditionally
        short races like Asian are taller than they were. Today I noticed
        at least 4 girls over 6' tall at the grocery store (two different
        stores) doing shopping with their dads. (I guessed these women were
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11/26   Ordinary porn "Teen seudcing (sic) a boyfriend of her mom" turns
        extreme:
        http://www.csua.org/u/n00 (NSFW)
        Check out the fourth image.  OUCH!!!  This guy needs to go to ER.
        \_ this guy really needs to go ER: http://preview.tinyurl.com/5sudc3
           \_ that was worse than the Smurfette gangbang vid
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9/28    motd bitter no sex guy here.  i went over to the girlfriend's house
        last night, took a shower, climbed into bed around midnight, the
        chick said she was going to stay up for a bit and finish some
        reading.  her roommate got home, with her big burly oak limbed
        carpenter boyfriend.  they closed her bedroom door and began
        to have loud sheet clenching sex, I was in a totally different
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9/6     I'm going to start ending my conversations with my girlfriend
        like Keith Olbermann.  270 DAYS SINCE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
        I MEAN since we've had sex.
        \_ How can you possibly call her your "girlfriend" if it has
           been 270 days since you last had sex? You are exaggerating
           for effect, right?
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6/27    the girl is visiting me and she called ahead and asked me if I had
        a pair of hair clippers.  Why would she ask such a thing?  we didn't
        agree to a suicide pact where I shave her head.  also why is it
        a 'pair' of clippers anyway?
        \_ I assume she means electric buzz clippers.  No idea why it's a pair,
           but since 'clippers' is plural it must be either a pair or a set.
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10/7    Hi.  Original not getting laid guy here AKA motd bitter no sex guy.
        The girlfriend has stopped shaving, anything, and has informed me that
        shaving is just thinking your body in its original form is
        disgusting, and she doesn't think her body is disgusting, therefore
        she will never shave again.  Except for her toes.  She hates how
        hair gets caught in her socks, so she'll continue to shave the top
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9/19    In a British television first, Body Hell takes viewers inside the bathro\
oms of female celebrities and everyday women as they pluck, squeeze and shave th\
eir bodies to within an inch of their lives. The series also asks why 98 per cen\
t of women hate their bodies when they are perfectly normal and attractive. Uniq\
ue in its genre, Body Hell does not attempt to make women over, but rather encou\
rages them to love and accept their bodies
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4/9     I'm in my late 30s but I still look like a kid. I'm about 5'4"
        and 120 pounds. I dress well-- I don't wear GAP/Old Navy
        crap. However some people at work still treat me like a kid.
        I'm thinking about dying my hair partially white. What's a good
        hair dye kit and where can I buy it?
        \_ If you look like a kid and dresses up in a real Armani
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