11/13 I'm dating a girl right now. At what point in your relationship
can you watch La Blue Girl with her?
\_ when you want her to leave you?
\_ I had to google this. I agree with the above unless you're dating
some really freaky girls in which case it doesn't matter and you'd
already know that. If you're dating a real girl then don't ever
let her know about your bizarre japanime pr0n fetish.
\_ what's wrong with La Blue Girl?
\_ if you have to ask it won't help to tell you.
\_ Napalm. Napalm. Napalm.
<DEAD>napalmyourgirlfriend.com<DEAD> -John
\_ Oh my god! I can't believe it's available! Must go to
dotster right away!
\_ An open minded girlfriend would not object too much to knowing
your love for that particular brand of anime, getting her to
watch is another matter. I would assume it's like getting a cat
to take a shower.
\_ Cats don't love you. This is a common misconception. Cats
are stupid and they hate you. Feed them. You are just a
large pink blob who provides smelly meat. And you don't
"get a cat to take a shower". You fool them into thinking
you're feeding them in the small tiled room, then turn
on the water. Occasional showers are just a way of letting
them know who's in charge, and showing them the "big
picture". Make sure you have a shower with a door,
though, so they can't get out. -John
\_ My cat comes running and watches every time I take
a shower, but maybe he's just insane. -chialea
\_ can I watch you take a shower, chialea?
- your #1 fan
\_ He's a man trapped in a cat's body. Has he ever
tried to have sex with you?
\_ This is true, but not of cats. It's true of women. Only
the smelly meat is more of a metaphor. Also a double-
entendre.
\_ BDG? Is that you?
\_ Wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a whole-wheat
tortilla. |
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