11/8    when it's raining and the power is out, my wife gets extra horny and
        wants to make love.  Does that happen to you?
        \_ That's funny, your wife wants to make love to me too.
        \_ yes.  that must be your wife on my cellphone now.
        \_ That's similar to what some phychologists predicted last year right
           after the 9/11 attacks.  During crisis situation people tend to
           stay emotionally close and intimate.  Some of them even predicted
           the birth rate would rise nine months after 9/11.  Don't know
           whether it came true or not.
           \_ Salon had an article regarding this, and they said it did come
              to pass
           \_ i lost my virginity on 9/12 --college student
              \_ You got poked for the first time or you poked someone for the
                 first time?
                 \_ both.
                    \_ Kinky.
        \_ You'd better hope you're always with her when the power goes out.
           Where do you live????
        \_ Convenient.  Go flip the circuit breaker and pretend it's a
           power outage.
        \_ That's because with the power out she can't play everquest so she
           turns to you out of sheer maddening boredom.
           \_ that's mean.  that's just a mean thing to say.
              \_ truth hurts.
           \_ And it's probably not true.  More likely it's because the
              lights are out, so she doesn't have to see what the OP looks
              like naked.
              \_ Yeah duh because the rest of the time the lights never go out
                 because the light switches are broken in a permanent "on"
                 position.  It's all about Everquest and you know it.