11/5 What oath do you have to say (or contract do you have to sign)
when you get married at city hall? I just want to know what
you're agreeing to when you get married in a completely
non-religous setting.
\_ At the Oakland City Hall there are two versions. The long version
covers oaths like "... in sickness and in health ..." and such, I
don't remember exactly. The judge said the short version is much
shorter and is nicknamed "lunch special" because it's usually used
by people who want to register quickly during lunch breaks.
\_ It's very simple. You give her all your stuff and all your money.
She takes that when you get divorced. Second, you're obligated
to pay her money for the rest of her life. In return, you get
the privilege of fucking her now and then, until she decides she
doesn't want you but would rather fuck your best friend,
and you go back to wanking.
\_ no i go back to yermom.
\_ mmm... prenup.
\_ I've heard prenups are hard to enforce in California
\_ mmm... no-fault divorce...
\_ Where are you, BDG? -- BDG #12 fan
\_ With divorce rates in the ~50% amongst Americans, I'm curious how
you can even bring yourselves to utter the words "... till death
do us apart."
\_ Or part, for that matter.
\_ More so with a prenup. "I love you for all my life ... but I
don't trust you with my wallet."
\_ The problem is not the divorce rate per se but too many getting
married who shouldn't be. To you married folks, go look at your
SO and see if you can honestly say you still want to be with this
person for the rest of your life. No? Get it over with now
while you still have time to correct your youthful error.
\_ what brilliant advice! I'll go consult a lawyer right now!
\_ laugh now monkey boy. youll be crying when you look
back at how many years you wasted with someone you knew
wasn't right. |
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