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2002/10/3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26088 Activity:insanely high
10/3    For a while now I've noticed that my friend's hamster looks at me.
        She's very attractive and I thought it was just innocent flirting;
        so I played along.  This flirtatious behavior culminated last night.
        During dinner I was sitting on her left and my friend was sitting on
        her right.  Our legs innocently touched underneath the table.  I was
        expecting her to pull away, but she didn't.  I was wearing shorts and
        she was wearing a skirt.  We didn't start rubbing our legs or anything
        like that.  It was a simple and soft touch.  That was one of the most
        erotic moments in my life.  I think she felt it too.  I keep playing
        the entire scene over and over again in my head.  This is driving me
        crazy!
        \_ For a while now I've noticed that my friend's mom looks at me......
           \_ Dear Mrs. Robinson.
        \_ Grow up.
        \_ Get laid.
        \_ why is it that other people's wife always look prettier?
        \_ And what a culmination it was.
        \_ How did you get up from the dining table with that hard-on?
        \_ why is it that other people's mom always look prettier?
        \_ why is it that other people's wife always look prettier?
           \_ grass, other side.
           \_ wife != mom.
              \_ The original post was altered.
        \_ You were wearing shorts at dinner?
           wife* on her left?
        \_ maybe her left leg was paralyzed.
        \_ maybe the surgical pins in your leg and her leg have become
           magnetized at opposite charges.
        \_ She accidentally touched your leg?! Yeah, she wants you.
        \_ You had it all planned out, didn't you?  Why didn't you sit next
           mom* on her left?
           to your friend on his right, but instead sit next to *your friend's
           wife* on her left?
           \_ subconscious
           \_ wife != mom.  Maybe in *your* family!
              \_ congratulations.  you were trolled.
                 \_ congratulations.  you have no sense of humor.
                    \_ Nice try.  No cookie.
        \_ What are her measurements?
        \_ picsP
        \_ The next time your'e alone with her show her your penis... maybe
           pretend your fly is open or something.  Try to rub it on her.
           \_ http://www.thestranger.com/current/city2.html
        \_ A good run.  This was a bit obvious but you hauled in a good catch.
           I hereby dub thee, Sir Troll du Cookie!
        \_ Dude, I did yermom!
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Hardly a month goes by that Garneau doesn't rail against taxes, zoning restriction, or parking changes that might affect the bottom line for the businesses under her watch. April was no exception: Garneau took on the neighborhood planning process. Garneau is onto something: It seems the Haller Lake Community Council was up to its old tricks. The northeast Seattle neighborhood--tucked between Aurora Avenue North and I-5 just south of NE 130th Street, encircling the lake it's named for--is notorious for being overly hands-on when it comes to the neighborhood planning process. The group, several hundred members strong, has been credited with stopping a few neighborhood development proposals over the years, including a garbage transfer station, a medical-waste incinerator at nearby Northwest Hospital, and a bus barn for Metro. Lately, the council set its watchdog eyes on Costco, which proposed a three-story warehouse on NE 125th Street and Aurora, its first new Seattle store since the inaugural warehouse was built in SoDo in 1983. The Haller Lake Community Council's vision for the neighborhood, spelled out in its neighborhood plan, doesn't include boxy warehouses. Instead, the council wants pedestrian-friendly, smaller-scale commercial development, on par with something like University Village. Moreover, the community council was concerned that traffic from the warehouse, which hawks everything from discount tires to plasma TVs and 48-roll packs of toilet paper, would spill into the residential neighborhood. But instead of letting Costco redirect traffic back to Aurora or other main streets, the neighbors wanted Costco to remake their neighborhood, closing off two east-west streets to prevent customer traffic from shortcutting through the residential neighborhood. In order to close those streets, the city would likely require that a third street--Stone Way North, which from 115th to 125th Streets is more of a nature trail than a road--be reopened to cars to ease traffic flow. The budget-crunched city can't pay for that, so neighbors were potentially looking to Costco to absorb the cost. The store, however, had already agreed to $1 million in mitigation, including new sidewalks, a traffic light on Aurora Avenue North, and a landscaped buffer between the back of the store and the residential neighborhood. The neighborhood's requests that the company close or open other streets, on top of making infrastructure improvements, seemed to be taking mitigation demands too far. After a year of navigating the city's planning process, Costco suddenly pulled the plug on the project in early April, withdrawing its permit application with the city. Folks like Garneau at the merchants association--a group that was excited to add Costco to the retail mix of Aurora--are pointing the finger at Haller Lake residents (and the city's design process), saying the neighborhood's mitigation demands chased off an exciting development that was poised to create a few hundred well-paying local jobs, and would have poured money into the city's tax coffers. The idea of paying to reopen Stone Way could have been the last straw for Costco, which was already facing a years-long planning process (given the increasing neighborhood demands, and the chance that neighbors would appeal city approvals of the project). To Aurora business owners, well versed in navigating the planning process, it's no wonder Costco bailed. Though Nurney, a civil engineer, won't take all the credit for fending off the Costco development, he does admit Haller Lake's concerns likely had something to do with the company's decision. He referred questions to Costco founder and CEO Jim Sinegal, who did not return calls. Now that the new Costco project is dead, Aurora is mourning the loss of the new jobs and tax revenues. Costco employees--there were estimated to be up to 450 positions at the new store--make $40,000 a year after four years, and the company is known for providing great health and retirement benefits (to the chagrin of its stockholders). Over at Mayor Nickels's office, where job creation is a focus of this year's agenda--especially in sectors other than Nickels' pet biotech industry--staffers say they're committed to helping Costco build a second Seattle store. Mark Kaufman/Artomat Recently in City: 13 Take Me to Your Leader Lacking Leadership, Gay Rights Groups Waste Valuable Time ( 14 04/22/04) By Eli Sanders 15 There's a Dubya in 'Weekly' Seattle Weekly Parent Company Is on Bush's All-Time Top Supporter List ( 16 04/22/04) By Josh Feit 17 Calling All Contenders Neighborhoods Rally the Troops Against Popular Incumbent Nickels ( 18 04/22/04) By Erica C.