9/28 Gives a whole new meaning to the concept of "being on the hotseat".
http://csua.org/u/32b <DEAD>-story.news.yahoo.com<DEAD> -urld
\_ THis story is about weapons grade uranium being smuggled through
Turkey. Iraq borders on turkey.
\_ Damn, do you mean... No, it can't be! Is that bastard Saddam
trying to sneak all the uranium out of his country before
the UN inspectors arrive?
\_ It probably won't seem quite so funny when the *port* of
Oakland goes up in a mushroom cloud....
\_ I hereby give you permission to say "I told you so" when
this happens. I hereby also give you notice that I'm
calling TIPS on your ass then, too, MotdTerrorist.
\_ Wow you're really funny. It's always a good idea to
make light of a serious situation. That way you impress
your friends with your bravado, get a false sense of
security, and get to feel really clever all at the same
time! Wanna hook up? You're cute!
\_ If it makes you happy to spout doom and gloom
scenarios without providing some shred of evidence
as to the feasibility of said scenarios, then the
least you can do is expect people to take the piss
out of you for doing so. And don't point to the 50
page Blair Witch Dossier as evidence unless you want
to be made light of some more.
\_ Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
\_ Yeah 33 lbs of weapons grade uranium on it's way
to...? No evidence of anything funny going on.
Don't worry at all about that smoke smell if you
can't see the fire.
\_ Christ, are you the reactionary apple gravity
guy? You really need to take a vacation or
something. |