9/7     Every pedophile's dream come true:
        "Why 6-Year-Old Girls Want to Be Sexy"
        http://www.livescience.com/21609-self-sexualization-young-girls.html
        "It wasn't my fault, Your Honor!  She seduced me!  Yeah, really."
        I wonder if this research was funded by NAMGLA.
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4/9     "Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets a (Digital) Breast Reduction in The Client
        List Ads"  http://www.csua.org/u/w0e (tv.yahoo.com)
        Why!?  NO!!
        \_ At least it is only digital. One hot friend of mine got her Ds
           reduced to Bs. It was a crime against nature.
           \_ Which reminds me of Christina Ricci and Simona Halep, both of
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3/15    "Mom, Dr. Phil Confront Teacher Who Ran Off with Student"
        http://www.csua.org/u/vsa (shine.yahoo.com)
        Is it pedophilia or true love?  They look so sweet together.
        \_ An 18 year old is not a child, so not pedophilia. It is
           still kind of disgusting, but at least two orders of
           magnitudes less.
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2/29    "New Navy Railgun Tests Leading to Ship Superweapon by 2020"
        http://www.csua.org/u/vmd
        - Why are there fire and smoke when the bullet is propelled by EM
          force?
        - "The railgun could hit the same distant targets that Navy missiles
          strike today, he said."  Then what's the point of inventing this new
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7/24    "Killings turn focus on San Francisco sanctuary law"
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080724/ap_on_re_us/road_rage_killing
        "SAN FRANCISCO - The scene repeats itself daily on city streets: a
        driver gets stuck bumper to bumper, blocking an intersection and
        preventing another car from turning left.
        But authorities say that was enough to cause Edwin Ramos to unload an
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6/8     http://opencarry.org
        \_ I dare you to open carry in the following 3 places:
           -Disneyland or Great America
           -San Francisco
           -UC Berkeley
        \_ Awesome. We bringing back posses and lynchmobs while we're
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5/28    I've ruled out the possibility of getting a gun when I collect
        rent in shady neighborhoods. Instead, I may get a Taser. What's
        a good Taser to get that I can conceal well? Taser C2 seems a bit
        whimpy, but Taser M18-L is a bit bulky.
        \_ I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent.
           She said 'Yeah'?  I said 'Oh yeah'.  And then she was so nice.
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3/3     The Ray Gun
        http://60minutes.yahoo.com/segment/145/the_ray_gun
        Takes ~5sec to stop only one rioter.  How efficient for such an
        costly piece of machinery.  And why can't a rioter wear aluminum
        foil underneath the clothes?
        \_ When the Red Sox won the world series a few years ago,
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