6/26    If you use mozilla, you are a terrorist.
        Iff you ride linux, you are a communist.
        If you listen to bootleg slim shady, you are an anarchist.
        If you have dark skinned foreign colleagues, you are a traitor.
        GOD is not protecting America and Enron/Worldcom is collapsing
        all and only because of the EVIL likes of you.
        \_ And Andersen too?
           \_ Yes, Andersen was caused by your impure thoughts when you
              drove by the high school.
                \_ Or junior high these days.  Seen what 13 year olds look
                   like these days?  Damn!