6/11 Another flirting question. Is it appropriate to wink at women
(married or single) at work? I think it's just playful fun and they
almost always smile back at me. Anything wrong with that?
\_ Other than it showing your complete lack of style, no. Why
don't you just keep eye contact for a little bit, make sure she
does and then go up to talk to her?
\_ What are you going to say when she goes to HR or tells everyone
else in the office about the geeky guy that's "staring" at her
all the time?
\_ IDIOT, that's why you start a normal conversation with her
first. Do you see the picture? Am I getting thru to you?
do NOT put her on a pedestal, treat her like a normal being
BEFORE you start trying to get into her pants.
\_ Your words: 1) stare at her, 2) wait til she acts like a
deer in the headlights, 3) walk up and dazzle her with
your charm, 4) have short conversation with HR on the way
to cleaning out your desk, 5) post resume. It sounds like
a solid plan to me. Well thought out. I wish you great
success in your future. -Your Friend
\_ Only oily head used car salesmen wink at women.
\_ Only men who want to get laid wink at women.
\_ Only men who want to but never actually will get laid
wink at women.
\_ You'll have to redefine virginity then. It works if
you're not an idiot about it. It's called "flirting".
\_ You're assuming people want you flirting with them.
\_ Duh, how would you know if you don't try? Chicken? Egg?
\_ Uh, ask her out on a date. It sure beats acting like
a pervert and looking like an idiot.
\_ Good call. Just walk right up and ask her out. Good way
to be subtle about avoiding company policy. Very high
risk with absolutely no reason to think she likes you
first. You're a genius!
\_ If she doesn't like you, she'll say no politely.
If you do this sleazy winking shit, she'll tell you
go fuck yourself.
\_ She will file a sexual harassment lawsuit against
you in which she will accuse you of all sorts of
lewd behavior which the feminazi lesbian man-hating
judge will assume is true (even if you prove its
not) and then you will be slapped with a multi
million $ fine, which will reduce you to living
on the streets where you will be fighting with
the rats, cats, opposums and racoons for rotting
leftover beans in the bottom of rusting tin cans.
Of course she will be spending that money on
underage over-developed boys and girls at
some exclusive south pacific island resort. And
what's worse is that you weren't even married to
her, so you didn't even get action from her.
Trust me, avoid women, avoid them at all cost.
It is much safer to drink drano than to get involved
with a woman.
\_ Married men live longer, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
\_ "What is the point in living if you can't
feel alive?"
\_ BDG? Is that you?
\_ Sissy. Wait until they look seriously out you then stick your
tongue out at them. Get a tongue ring for bonus points.
\_ ever made out with a girl with a tongue ring? It's nice.
\_ It was good until it got hooked into my cock rings. Ow!
\_ Especially one with a tongue ring and big (but not too big)
tits and a cute face. |