5/28    for whomever it was who can't wait for the dildo's own website,
        i do have some pictures of myself with it on mine.  and i'm still
        accepting name suggestions.  and no i'm not going to take it for
        a joyride to find out its true name.  it's, um, really big.  -lila
        \_ To curb disappointment, the pictures aren't actually as
           exciting as "pictures of myself with [my dildo]" might imply.