5/21    Starwars personality test:
        http://www.sluis-van.com/personality/index.shtml
        EMPEROR PALPATINE: ...
        GEORGE LUCAS' PROLAPSED COLON: ....
        SKYWALKER RANCH-HAND: ..
        CHEWBACCA: . (fuck!!)  (How come I ain't getting my share of hairy
                                babes?!)
        HAN SOLO: ..... (cool! I am Han Solo.  How come I ain't getting my share
                      of babes?!)
                        \_ Because "zero" *is* your share.
        R2D2: ...
        OBI-WAN KENOBI (Guiness version): ..
        \_ woofuckinghoo!
        C-3PO: .
        GRAND MOFF TARKIN: .
        \_ This shit is ancient.  In fact, I saw this same shit posted to the
           motd years ago.
           \_ Yermom is ancient but that doesn't stop her.