7/1     "James Woods debuts 20-year-old girlfriend at film premiere"
        http://www.csua.org/u/10jz (blog.sfaget.com)
        \_ huh what??? I thought he was just a character in Family Guy. WTF?
        \_ He's now my idol.
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4/20    http://gizmodo.com/5903760/how-to-buy-a-facebook-girlfriend-for-5
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7/7     I haven't been to Berkeley lately. Has it been foggy at night? Wanna
        take my girlfriend up to see the view from somewhere near SSL. Also, is
        there a particularly good lookout point?
        \_ No not foggy, but that looks to be changing. Lawrence Hall of
           Science is always good.
           Science is always good. -ausman
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9/3     http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-hell-wrong-with-twenty-somethings
        \_ Here's something right about 20something women:
           They give out blowjobs when they aren't sure they want to sleep
           with you. Scratch that, when they aren't even sure they like
           you. It's become the equivalent of a goodnight kiss. As a
           comedian said (I forget who), young women today do things that
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2/8     http://www.news.com.au/world/half-naked-women-protest-ukrainian-election/story-e6frfkyi-1225827641408?x=1
        Ukrain women look REALLY GOOD
        \_ They either look good or die poor.
           \_ survival of the prettiest!
        \_ bad link: http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2010/02/topless-protest-by-femen-in-ukrainian.html
           http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/photo-gallery-ukraine-s-topless-protesters-fotostrecke-67626.html
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10/28   I am a perfect man and I am never wrong. I tried to read the following
        color blindness test and I cannot read it even though people around
        me claim that they can read it. I think this is impossible because
        I am a perfect person and I don't have color blindness and I find
        it impossible that people can read it. How does it work? How much
        time did you guys spend to "get it"? This is an impossible test.
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